| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Sailor Moon | |
| 1. | Just because it looks like a guy, walks like a guy, and dresses like a guy...doesn't mean it's a guy. |
| 2. | People who put too much stock in destiny are doomed to be miserable. |
| 3. | Revealing outfits are a must when fighting youma. |
| 4. | Never EVER ask for a more exciting life. You've been warned. |
| 5. | Youma are not the most intelligent creatures in the universe. |
| 6. | The DIC executives are close-minded idiots. |
| 7. | Love is blind. |
| 8. | The token male will get himself killed/captured/brainwashed every time there's a new enemy. |
| 9. | Beryl was a bitch. |
| 10. | They just don't make Champions of Love and Justice like they used to. |
| 11. | Zoicite and Emerald have laughs that can shatter the human skull. |
| 12. | Daughters from the future are whiny, bratty, enjoy making their future mother's life miserable and more then likely grounded when they come back home. |
| 13. | Makoto's sempai is in a world of sh** when she meets up with him. |
| 14. | A villain will do one of 3 things: |
| a. Kill you because she wants your boyfriend. | |
| b. Kill/brainwash you because he wants your pretty crystal. | |
| c. Brainwash/Kidnap you because he thinks your cute. | |
| 15. | Moon Royalty have a nasty habit of sacrificing themselves. |
| 16. | When the love of your life is in danger, throw a pretty flower, say a speech that confuses everyone, yourself included, and GET HER THE HELL OUT OF THERE!!! |
| 17. | Ami's scary when she's in love. |
| 18. | Where ever a superhero relaxes, a youma will attack. |
| 19. | Guardians of time are extremely mysterious. It's in the job description. |
| 20. | If something falls from outer space, DON'T TOUCH IT!! |
| 21. | Naru emits a signal that attracts every youma in a 20 mile radius. |
| 22. | Rei can be a real bitch. |
| 23. | Love letters cause hives. |
| 24. | Everyone's in love with Motoki. |
| 25. | Anyone with purple eyes and black hair with purple highlights will have ESP. |
| 26. | When your boyfriend's future self sends himself dreams there cause him to break up with you and make your life a living hell, make a mental note to slug him later. |
| 27. | Minanko will never say a quote correctly. |
| 28. | Pretty flowers found floating around in space should be left alone. |
| 29. | A red bow is a must with any outfit. |
| 30. | Pissing off Haruka is like waving a red sheet in front of a disgruntled bull. |
| 31. | Luna has good taste in men. |
| 32. | Exam results + seminars + stress (sabotage/rival) = Enemy! |
| 33. | With all the wine the villains drink, it's no wonder the senshi win. |
| 34. | Sailor Moon goes through more voice actors then Henry the VIII did wives. |
| 35. | If Haruka and Michiru are cousins, I'm the re-incarnation of Joan of Arc. |
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