| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From The Ronin Warriors | |
| 1. | Blue hair is Kawaii! |
| 2. | Even Yulie can help save the world. |
| 3. | When an evil, disembodied head separates the only hope for the mortal world, use bad poetry to find them. |
| 4. | White tigers kick ass! |
| 5. | Kayura's really 12. No, seriously, she is |
| 6. | Internal monologues aren't just reserved for the main character. |
| 7. | The Ancient's staff makes pretty noises! |
| 8. | All of the chemicals in Sage's hair are the reason why there's a hole in the ozone layer. |
| 9. | Talpa needs to get a life. |
| 10. | Never come between Kento and food. |
| 11. | Never try to awaken a sleeping Rowen. |
| 12. | Being the leader doesn't mean that your authority can't be usurped. |
| 13. | Plum colored eye shadow is endorsed by the Dark Warlords. |
| 14. | The warlord of illusion stands out quite nicely, as he tends to resemble a large pink spider... |
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