| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Gundam Wing | |
| 1. | Even the kindest person has their limits. (*Giggles nervously* That was creepy) |
| 2. | Hyperness is a state of mind. (Whoo-hoo! *Dances around*) |
| 3. | Naming a machine after your dead spouse takes obsession to new levels. (Wu-man, you need help) |
| 4. | There is nothing scarier in life then a stoic smiling. (No, there is nothing scarier in life then a stoic laughing maniacally while blowing things up.) |
| 5. | INJUSTICE!!! (No, Wu fei, you don't need justice, you need Rogaine) |
| 6. | Trowa's hair defies the laws of Gravity. (What laws of Gravity?) |
| 7. | Pacifist my ass! (*snickering*) |
| 8. | Heero is harder to kill then a radioactive cockroach. (Are you sure he isn't a radioactive cockroach?) |
| 9. | Don't f*** with Shinagami. (Damn straight!) |
| 10. | It's always the quiet one you have to worry about. (*Giggles nervously again*) |
| 11. | Dorothy's just plain creepy. (Pluck the eyebrows! Please!) |
| 12. | Always have a back up plan because running away screaming like a little girl is not manly! (*snickering* Yeah you're right!) |
| 13. | Emotionless bishonen and weapons of mass destruction don't mix. (says who?) |
| 14. | *singing* Oh, we're off to see the wizard... (That was just too fun! *inside joke*) |
| 15. | Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while on the ZERO system. (*Sweatdrop*) |
| 16. | Relena's got guts, she's not the brightest star in the galaxy, but she's got guts... (Don't you mean the universe?) |
| 17. | When you want to hide your secret identity, use a cheesy mask. (Right, like no body notices the hair!) |
| 18. | Always apologize before killing someone, after all you're a guerrilla not a barbarian. (Well that's just BS) |
| 19. | When no one's supposed to see your Gundam, use bright colors. (Trowa! Hint, hint!) |
| 20. | Duo is simply that damn good. (Mm-hm!) |
| 21. | A pink car...Rrrrrriiiiiiigggghhhtttt... (Who the Hell did that paint job?) |
| 22. | Never try to destroy the perfection that is Nataku. (I still say Wuffie needs help) |
| 23. | Even Queens can be stalkers. (Relena...we need to have a little talk...) |
| 24. | Do NOT equip a muscle-car with the ZERO System!!! (I thought that was a given?) |
| 25. | When all else fails: SELF-DETONATE!!! (Heero...give me your magic button...) |
| 26. | When it comes to Gundams, even the SHIELDS can be deadly! (Ow...) |
| 27. | When Heero says "Mission Accepted", be prepared for damn near anything. (No, run in the other direction, as fast as you can, screaming like a girl) |
| 28. | The guy with the brightest smile has the saddest past. (Yeah...Poor Duo-kun *sniff* *sniff*) |
| 29. | Giant Gattling Guns can be handy sometimes. (And fun toys!) |
| 30. | Never steal the Girlfriend of someone with a gun that could vaporize a small town. (when did THAT happen?) |
| 31. | If you have a Gundam that gives a damn whether you die or not, the self-destruction device will never work correctly. (I still say someone messed with it.) |
| 32. | A Star-Wars/Gundam Wing crossover could be fun!!! (Oooo...Lightsabers make great scythes!) |
| 33. | (Espresso+Pixie Stix) * ZERO system =Oh S*** (or me on a sugar high!) |
| 34. | If you can draw the head of the Wing Gundam ZERO custom from memory...you need help....[i/e Neo-kun] (Neo..I still think you need to go to the same shrink as Wu-chan) |
| 35. | Techno music and giant robots go together rather well... (Fun...) |
| 36. | Do not try to put together a Gundam model with the assistance of the ZERO system (Or sugar...whichever...) |
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