itle: What the Hell?!! Author: Angelstar1014 E-mail: Angelstar1014@hotmail.com Website: www.geocities.com/fallenangel1082/index.html Rating: G Just...don't...ask...This came to me one day and IT WOULDN'T LEAVE!!!!!! There's really no plot just a lot of silliness. DISCALIMER: I don't own Gundam Wing...*sob* The five Gundam pilots look up at the sound of a knock on the door. "Who could that be?" Quatre wondered out loud. "We're miles from anyone." "It's probably Heero's stalker." Duo joked. "I swear she's part bloodhound...although that would explain a lot..." "Baka!" Heero grumbles, lifting his gun up to the door. Quatre sighs. "Heero, it's not the enemy. I would've sensed it." "Then you open the door Winner." Wufei retorts. Quatre sighs and opens the door. A girl who looked around 18 with black hair and dark brown eyes looks back at him wide-eyed. "Hello miss can we help you?" Quatre asks politely. "Um...yeah," the girl replies. "I'm lost...oh boy, am I lost..." "Come in." Quatre says opening the door. Duo bounds up to her and offers his hand. "I'm Duo and boy am I glad to see you! I was going nuts only having Quatre to talk to. Oh by the way don't mind Heero. The gun's just his way of saying, 'hello'." "Um hi." She replies. "I'm uh Angel..." "Cute name." Duo winks. Angel just looks at him curiously. "Uh you said you were lost Miss...?" Quatre prompted. "Star. Angel Star. And yeah. I was working on my latest fic and then I decided that I wanted a Sobe (Sobe's the best! Strawberry Banana's the best, although Orange Mango does come in at a close second.) so I went down to the store and on the way there was a REALLY bad song on the radio. And I was at a Stop Sign, so I bent down to change the radio station and then... poof! Here I am." "Poof?" Heero says skeptically. "You expect us to believe that story onna?" Angel glares at Wufei. "Yeah I do...Hm...I wonder..." Angel closes her eyes and then after a moment she pulls out a black ballpoint pen and a spiral notebook from nowhere. "Wow, what do you know? It worked!" Looking up she saw mixed reactions. Heero had his gun drawn, again, Trowa's visible eye widened slightly, Wufei was sputtering, for lack of a better word, about witchcraft, Duo was looking at her with pure delight and Quatre looked like he was about to face east and pray to Allah. "Cool!" Duo exclaimed. "You've gotta teach me how to do that!" "Well..." Angel says looking thoughtfully. "It's not really something I can teach...I just thought of it and poof there it was!" "You say 'Poof' a lot." Heero comments. "It's for lack of a better word, trust me. And for goodness sakes, put that gun down. I'm not Relena." As soon as the dreaded 'R' word was spoken an ear-piercing shriek accompanied by ominous music sounded through-out the safe-house. Everyone looks around the room looking for some sort of device that could make that noise then the Gundam pilots' eyes settle on Angel who shrugs. "Don't look at me! I'm innocent!" "Cool!" Duo says. "Relena!" Ear-piercing shriek and ominous music. "Relena!" Ear-piercing shriek and ominous music. "Relena!" Ear-piercing shriek and ominous music. "Relena! Relena! Relena!" Nothing. Everyone looks around again looking for...something Finally, a disgruntled brunette comes out from...um...where ever...with various sound effect objects around her neck. "Sparky?" Angel asks. 'Sparky' shoots Angel a death glare before hitting Duo over the head. "Knock it off! My throat's getting sore!" "Ow!" Duo says rubbing his head. "Who are you anyway?" "She's FireFly, A friend of mine. What are you doing here?" "Me?" FireFly says looking at her with a slightly maniacal gleam in her eyes. "When I agreed to be in this psycho fic, I didn't think I'd be doing sound effects!" FireFly emphasizes the statement by shaking some chains in Angel's face. "I though I'd have a shot at Wufei." "Oh! Well then..." Angel says pulling some ribbon out of thin air, hog-tying Wufei up, making sure to stuff the bow in his big mouth and then pushes him over to FireFly. "Merry Christmas!" FireFly squeals in happiness before dragging Wufei with her...from where ever the heck she came from. The others look at Angel again. "No, she is NOT in any way, shape or form attracted to him. She just wants to...uh 'discuss' a few things with him. Such as his views on women." "Oh!!!!" Duo says happily before shouting out. "I KNEW that big mouth would get you in trouble Wu-man!" A muffled, "Maxwell-no-baka!" followed by an audible THWACK and "Did I give you permission to speak?" was the reply they received. "How are you doing this?" Heero demands, his gun pointed at her. "Well..." Angel says pondering. "You all might want to sit down..." Five hours and a frustrated Angel later... "...So what you are telling us is that we are all creations of someone's imagination that was made into a comic book called a 'Manga' and later a cartoon referred to as an 'Anime'?" Quatre says trying to absorb the information. "Yeah...basically..." Angel says, nodding slowly. "And that people are so obsessed with this 'anime' that they actually go around writing stories called 'fanfiction' and drawing pictures called 'fanart'?" Heero continues. "Well I wouldn't use 'obsessed'..." "But you are a fic writer?" Trowa says. "Yeah..." "I really have only one question: Who's more popular: Me or Heero?" "Um...you..." Angel sweatdrops. "HA!!!!" Duo says smirking at Heero. "Okay babe, who's your favorite?" "Um...Quatre....but in a totally platonic way!!! Really!!!!" "Duo we're getting off the subject...Miss Star, everything you're saying is true then why are you here?" If you need me to tell who that was...you need to watch more Gundam Wing... "Best guess is that this is all part of a fic." "So how do we end it?" Trowa asks. "Well we're having a conversation right now..." "So when we stop speaking it'lll stop?" Quatre asks. "No, I think it'll go on for as long as I want it to...so I guess it'll end right... about...now." [Fade to black] [Voice only] Duo: Hey, why are we still here? Angel: Notes at the end. Heero: So get it over with now. Angel: Put the gun away Yuy. I can't see it, but I know you've got it out. Quatre: Could you please finish this? We really need to finish our mission. Angel: All right all right... *Ahem* Well did you like it? Hate it? Feedback is greatly appreciated! There! Are you happy now? Heero: Hn. Angel: Why do I bother? Duo: Because you love us? Angel: Guess again. Duo: Aw man, that hurt!!! Angel: What? You've already got Heero, what do you need me for? Duo: *Gulp* you...know about that? Angel: My fic remember? Duo: Oh, yeah...Hey, couldn't you make Heero more...I dunno...cuddly? *THWACK* OW!!! Heero: Baka! Angel: *sigh*