The Sailor Scouts Meet The Ronin Warriors...Heaven Help Us All
By: Angelstar1014
Chapter 1
Since MeeMee's on vacation for a while, I thought I'd get to work on another project, as if I don't have enough I need to finish, but I digress.
This is a double first for me. First off, this is my first crossover, using the Ronin Warriors. Second, I have decided to stray from my usual path of love and anguish to write *GASP* a comedy!
[FFS: Thank you God!]
And due to the fact that they basically twisted my arm behind my back, my friends, Firefly_Sparky and Fairalin (Don't ask) will be adding their comments along with my own, like anyone could shut them up...
[FFS: Hey! How's about we tell them your real name mmmmph!]
[AS: (covers Firefly's mouth.) Hehe, let's start the story now, enjoy!]
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, the Ronin Warriors, the Hope Diamond...well, you get the idea.
[FFS: (raises eyebrow) the hope diamond?]
[AS: It's pretty.]
[FFS: What goes through that head of yours?]
[AS: I could ask you the same question...]*
[FFS: (Sweatdrops) Let's get on with the story]
Serena, Darien and the scouts are relaxing, enjoying a nice picnic. After the fight with Wiseman they felt they deserved a break and even managed to get Luna to quit the drill sergeant act and give them the day off. [Faira: A miracle in and of it's self kiddies]
Serena was being unusually quiet.
"Serena?" Darien asks. "What's wrong?"
"I just miss Rini, [AS: That's because you don?t know she's coming back.] She leaves just when I start to like the little spore."
"She's home now," Darien says tilting her chin up. "Besides, we'll see her again..."
Darien leans in to kiss her...
"Wait!"
Serena and Darien quickly separate. [AS: Hey, I already told ya, not a romance.]
[FFS: Thank God]
[AS: Shut up!]
"This had better be really important Raye." Serena growls.
"I sense an evil presence..." [AS: When doesn't she?]
[Faira: surprise surprise]
[FFS: (Unenthusiastically) Wow, an evil presence...(Yawns)]
An eerie glow surrounds the scouts.
"Quickly! MOON CRYSTAL POWER!"
"MERCURY STAR POWER!"
"MARS STAR POWER!"
"JUPITER STAR POWER!"
"VENUS STAR POWER!"
Tuxedo Mask quickly holds Sailor Moon close to him, trying to protect her. The light takes them out of the sunny park and into a dark city...
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"Hey! What was that?" The leader of the Ronin Warriors asks
"I dunno Ryo. Let's check it out." Rowen says.
The Ronin Warriors proceed to check out the anomaly.
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"Where are we?" Sailor Moon says looking around.
"It looks like Toyoma, but it's been totally thrashed!" Jupiter says while Mercury starts to scan.
"Where are all the people?"
"Hey! Someone's coming!" Mars says.
The Ronin Warriors come up and a collective sigh can be heard from the scouts.
"Wow, what major hunks!" Venus squeals. "Think they?re single?"
"They're all totally hot!" Moon coos, that is until Tuxedo Mask clears his throat. "Uh, but not as cute as you are Muffin!" [Faira: Great recovery rabbit]
[FFS: (Claps sarcastically)]
"Hmph!" [AS: Gee, one would think he was just a LITTLE bit jealous...]
"He looks like my old boyfriend!"Jupiter squeals pointing at Ryo. "No, wait. He looks like my old boyfriend!" Jupiter is now pointing to Sye. [AS: What? Five super powered guys and you didn't see this coming?]
[FFS: (Nods head in agreement.]
The scouts sigh and roll their eyes.
This could take a while...
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"Think they're dangerous?" Ryo questions.
"Nah. Hey, where's Sage?" Sye asks, just now noticing the absence of their blond companion. [AS: With his hair, its kinda hard to miss him.]
[Faira: No wonder he's the warrior of light.]
[FFS: How can you miss chrome-dome?]
"He's coming." Rowen says then eyes the scouts suspiciously. "Better keep our guards up, they could be trouble."
"Nah," Kento scoffs. "What're they gonna do? Throw their pompoms at us?" [AS: How many people think that Kento isn?t going to survive to see the next chapter? (Raises hand)]
[FFS: Ooo! Ooo! (Raises hand)]
[Faira: (Raises hand)]
"...no, he really..." Jupiter stops mid-sentence. "What did you say?"
"When I'm through with you..." Mars growls.
"Stop." Mercury says. "While they do have unusual readings, there is no negative energy emanating from them."
"Better take it easy guys." Moon says. "We don't want to hurt them."
"YOU?!" Kento says. "Hurt us? It's 'The Invasion of the Barbie Dolls'! I'm really scared!" [AS: For those of you who don't watch the Ronin Warriors: Yes. He is that stupid]
[FFS: Heartily agrees.]
Jupiter was thoroughly ready to turn Kento into an orange smear on the pavement when Sage shows up.
"Hey! You could've waited for me ya know!"; Sage then notices the scouts. "What's with the babes?"
"YOU!" Jupiter hisses. "When I get my hands on you..." Jupiter lunges at Sage.
"MOON TIARA MAGIC!" Moon throws her tiara at Jupiter. "Trap her!"
The tiara captures a slightly miffed Jupiter [FFS: Slightly miffed?] just before she can kill Sage. [AS: Nuts!]
[Faira: Nack!]
[FFS: AW! MAN!]
"Let me go! If this creep's with them, then they can't be any good!"
"Jupiter!" Moon says. "You'd better have a good explanation for this!"
"That," Jupiter glares as Moon releases her "is my ex-boyfriend, Freddy."
[AS: Bet you weren't expecting this!]
[Faira: he's dead!]
[FFS: Ten bucks says he?s dead before the next chapter!]
[AS: Deal!]
"Sage?" Ryo questions.
"Um, Freddy's my middle name. But only one of my girlfriends ever called me that..." Sage takes a good look as Jupiter. "Is that you Leets?" [Faira: Sage Fredrick Date, I like.]
[FFS: Doesn't sound right...]
"Call me that again and I'll tear out your spine!" [Faira: Well she's pissed]
Sage whimpers as the warlords appear.
"So which one are we supposed to take?" Kale asks, looking at the scouts
"I don't know," Dais says. "they all look the same to me."
"Master wants that one." Anubis says pointing at Moon. Tuxedo Mask instinctively covers her up with his cape.
"Over my dead body!" He shouts. [Faira: this can be arranged]
[AS: Since he"s already there, throwing a rose then making a dramatic speech wouldn't work here.]
"Take a look. The poster boy from GQ and Charlie's Angels are going to stop up!" Sekhmet snickers. [FFS: GQ? Charlie's Angels? They know about this stuff? (Scratches back of head)]
[AS: Sure they do! Remember "Playstation Fever?";**]
[FFS: Oh yeah!]
"Oh, you're one to talk!" Mars growls. "You look like you haven't had any sun since the Crusades!" [Faira: More'n likely]
[FFS: No, I think it was just after.]
"You idiots picked a really bad time to try and kidnap our leader!" Jupiter says through clenched teeth.
"You know what they say, 'Hell hath no fury then Jupiter when she meets her ex.'" Venus mis-quotes. [Faira: I'm not THAT bad am I?***]
[AS: (Whistles)]
[FFS: (Looks interested at the desk) hm... nice craftsmanship...]
[Faira: HEY!!]
The scouts sigh.
"Remind me to get her a quote book for her birthday." Mercury grumbles. [Faira: Which I have]
An evil smile curls on Jupiter's face.
'Hey Mars."
"Yeah Jupiter?"
"Did you know that metal conducts electricity quite nicely?"
"Yeah, what's your...oh."Mars gains an equally evil grin as Anubis starts his attack.
"QUAKE WITH..."
Lightning, however, is faster then sound, and before Anubis could finish his attack, a bolt of Jupiter?s lighting struck him squarely on the head, knocking him out for the count.
[AS: (appears in referee's jersey) One...Two...]
"You dated her?" Kento asks in awe.
"She couldn't do that last time I saw her!"
"I'll deal with you later!" Jupiter hisses, making Sage take a step back. [FFS: Heh heh heh...]
A horde of Dynasty soldiers start to fill the street. [Faira: Now things get fun!]
"I CALL UPON THE POWER OF MARS! FIREBALLS...CHARGE!!"
The scrolls go to the Dynasty soldiers making them disappear.
"Wow," Venus comments. "If only youmas were that easy to get rid of."
"Next?" Mars' gaze turns to Dais. "MARS FIRE IGNITE!"
The warlord barely dodges the attack in time.
"We've got to get out of here!" Ryo shouts.
"Leave it to me!" Mercury shouts. "MERCURY BUBBLES BLAST!"
"Quickly!" Tuxedo Mask shouts. "Before the fog's gone!"
The Ronin Warriors and the Scouts quickly disappear under the fog.
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"They've escaped! Master's not going to be thrilled to hear about this." Kale says.
"How's Anubis doing?" Sekhmet asks.
"He'll be fine, although he's an idiot for letting his guard down like that." Dais replies.
"You're quite fortunate that you dodged that fire attack. Your hair would've went up like kindling." [AS: And me without my marshmallows...]
[FFS: ( Searches through bag) Now where are my matches?]
The warlords continue to bicker as their targets escape. [Faira: Remind you of anyone?]
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The Scouts and the Ronin Warriors regroup in a small building, Sage staying as far away from Jupiter as possible. [AS: I can't imagine why...]
[Faira: Yeah....]
"Okay, I think introductions are in order since it seems that we have the same enemy." Tuxedo Mask says logically.
"Fine, works for me. I'm Ryo of Wildfire."
"Rowen of Strata."
"Sage of Halo."
"Kento of Hardrock."
"Sye of Torrent."
"We're the Ronin Warriors. We each have special magic armor that allow us to fight the dynasty, ruled by Tulpa." Ryo explains.
"He's basically a large, floating head." Kento interrupts.
[FFS: Woah, Kento's right for once!]
Ryo glares at him and continues. "Tulpa basically has four minions, the Warlords."
"You mean lackeys." [Faira: Basicly...]
"Kento, let me finish! But basically, we're fighting to save the world from total destruction."
"Take a number," Mars says under her breath.
"What was that?" Rowen asks.
"You're not the only ones trying to save the world ya know. We were having a nice picnic, when out of nowhere I sense an evil presence and the next thing I know, we're locked in battle with a bunch of over glorified tin cans!" [FFS: Ooo, that had to hurt!] Mars was turning to color of her fuku as she spoke. [AS: Or ranted, however you want to look at it.]
"Mars, breathe. If anything I'm the one that has the right to be upset!" Moon says. "I'm Sailor Moon."
"Tuxedo Mask." Tuxedo Mask eyed them carefully.
"Sailor Mars."
"Sailor Mercury." Mercury was too busy typing data into her mini-computer to look directly at them.
"Sailor Jupiter." Sage shrinks at the withering glare she gives him.
"I'm Sailor Venus. Are you single?" [Faira: I would never, ever do that!]
[FFS: Right...]
"Later V-babe. Basically, we're reincarnated royalty that lived 1,000 years ago but killed the day before my wedding. But what else could you expect considering that fact that the leader of our enemies, the Negaverse ruled by Queen Beryl, had the hots for my fiance. We've saved the world twice so far and were enjoying a picnic to celebrate out latest victory when we were brought here." Somehow, Sailor Moon managed to get all that out in one breath. [Faira: And the 700 hundred club has another none miracle to report.]
[FFS: Bursts out laughing]
"Okay, you win. Your lives suck more then ours do." Kento says. [AS: Ya think?]
"The question is, why does Tulpa want Sailor Moon?" [Faira:*Whistles*]
"He's power hungry, right?" Moon asks.
"Boy is he ever!"
"Then he probably wants the Silver Crystal. It's kinda, um, all powerful, but it drains energy and I'm the only one who can use it."
"It's kinda scary when you think about it." Mars says.
"What's scary?" Rowen asks, intrigued by all of this.
"That Meatball Head here could destroy or save the world, depending on how long it takes Luna to kick her out of bed."
"Hey! I resent that!"[Faira: Point in case]
Kento's stomach grumbles.
"I'm hungry, when do we eat?"
"Your always hungry!" Ryo remarks.
"Don't mention food!" Mars whispers.
"Food? Where?" Moon looks around.
"There is no food dummy!" Mars growls.
"Who you calling a dummy, brat!?" [Faira: And in the left corner.....]
In about 5 min, a tongue war ensues between the two scouts.
[FFS: Are we that bad?]
[AS: Nah, we take it out on the characters in our stories.]
[FFS: (Rubs hands together maniacally)]
The Ronin Warriors watch on interested. [Faira: Once again more evidence of the group brain theory...****]
They scouts have different reactions.
Mercury continues to type in data, pausing only to roll her eyes, Venus puts her face in her hands, Jupiter continues to shoot mental daggers at Sage but manages a sigh and Tuxedo Mask is in the middle trying to break up the fight while getting as few injuries as possible.
This was going to be a long night.
Finished with the first chapter! Who-hoo! Any questions, comments, e-mail the one you want, just put @hotmail.com at the end of our screen names. Any and all flames go to me, I like having a place to send my chain mail. Any group comments, please send to [email protected].
Ja ne!
FFS: Any questions about the Ronins, please e-mail me. I know the most about the Ronin out of the three of us.
*Inside joke, don't even try to understand
**Playstation Fever is a Ronin Warrior fanfic written by Soulsinger. It's hilarious! Check it out at: http://swiftgold.simplenet.com/ronins/index2.htm.
*** Fairalin has the well deserved nickname of V-babe. Talk to her for about 10 min. and you'll agree. [Faira: I resent that!!!!! ]
[AS: It's true.]
[Faria: I still resent it!]
****The going theory between me and my friends is that the Ronin Warriors share a collective brain, usually controlled by Rowen. RW fans, you have to admit it's kinda true...
[AS: That reminds me , you owe me ten bucks!]
[FFS: You rigged it! You're the author!]
[AS: Stop whining and pay up!]
[FFS: (Glares at Angel and hands her the money)]
[AS: Okay, bye!]