Title: Damn it all to Hell! Author: Angelstar1014 E-mail: Angelstar1014@hotmail.com Website: www.geocities.com/fallenangel1082/index.html Rating: PG-13 (Language again) Sequel to Aw, Hell With it! and What the Hell?! Do I really need to tell you that it's better not to ask? If you've gotten this far you must know that by now. Self-insertion along with FireFly and Neo! DISCLAIMER: I don't own Gundam Wing, if I DID say they were mine, those men in white suits would take me away again… Wufei glared at the brunette across the table and said firmly though clenched teeth. "That. Is. NOT. A. WORD." FireFly returns the glare with a superior smirk. "Yes. It. Is." "No, it's not…" "Yes it is…" "No it's not…" "Yes it is…" "For the last time, "glomp" is NOT a word!" "Yes it is you educated moron!" "Very well then, prove it…" FireFly slams down the "Anime Lovers Dictionary" "See for yourself." Wufei looks thought the dictionary and reads aloud. "Glomp. Verb. To hug someone with extreme force. Variations: Flying Glomp, Tackle Glomp, glomping, to be glomped." "See?" FireFly "This is your doing isn't it?" Wufei says looking at Angel. "Why does everyone always look at me when something weird happens?" She muttered slightly. "I think being the author might have something to do with it ." Neo commented as he put down the word 'muggle'. "Sparky helps!" Angel pouts pointing a finger at her friend. FireFly just smiles and slips her black spiral notebook back into her book bag. "Let's see…" Angel says writing down the score on a piece of paper. "FireFly had 251 points, so she now has 301 points thanks to your challenge. Quatre has 247, Duo has 268…and as for Wufei, you HAD 350 points at the start of this, but thanks to you challenge, you lost 50 points and that leaves you with 300 points. Wow you lost by one point, that's gotta suck." Quatre was still a bright shade of red, the cause being that Duo only put down dirty words. FireFly craned her neck to see the last one. "Wow, that's a new variation…" "Isn't it? Quite a bit of fun actually…right Heero?" A "b" tile sailed from the other side of the room to hit Duo between the eyes. "Baka." One the other side of the room, Trowa, Heero and Neo were playing scrabble as well. "You know," Duo said rearranging the letters on the board to form a story. "How come you didn't play?" Quatre read some of Duo's story and turned from crimson to maroon… "oh dear…" "Besides being accused of cheating?" Angel says smirking. "Uh…Well…" Duo says slightly nervous. He didn't want to end up with pink streaked hair again… "Don't worry Duo, I'm not playing because I know that Wu-man, Heero and Trowa would kick my butt." "Don't call me Wu-hey wait a second, did she just admit that I'm smarter then her?" Wufei said, turning to Duo, who was just finishing up his story. "Yeah, you were a scholar. I have a high school diploma, do you see the big difference here?" "I thought authors thought of themselves as gods." Trowa commented, using a bunch of random letters on the board to form "trampoline". Neo and Heero just blinked in surprise. "No, not really…we do tend to…uh, take liberties with the story, but I don't think of myself as a god…but if I was one, consider me a Greek God, they mess up all the time." "Yeah, but Romans were more realistic, they, al least, had faith in humanity." FireFly points out, snickering at Duo's story. "You misspelled 'libido'." "Hey, I ran out of letters, I had to improvise" "How's it going over here?" Angel say looking at the score. "Trowa won." Angel took back the "b" tile from Duo's story. "Come one Sparky, you've got a match to play." Wufei followed muttering, "Glomp…how the hell do you glomp someone?" "Like this." Neo said then attached himself to Wufei. The others snickered, minus Quatre who was too polite, and FireFly and Duo who were rolling on the floor with laughter. ONE HOUR LATER "…I…lost…" Duo looked over at the score. "I'll say. You lost by about 100 points." FireFly looked at Angel accusingly. "How could I lose?" Angel's smile was a combination of innocence and nervousness . "Um…it wouldn't be fair for you to win just because your best friend's the author. I don't wanna play favorites…" FireFly pouted. "I wanted to win!" "You won the poker game!" Neo accused "So?" "So I haven't won anything yet!" Angel sighed. "Can we drop this please?" A knock at the door stopped the argument. Angel shot up. "I'll get it!" A Nether Soldier in a pink tutu stood at the door. Angel blinks for a second before realization dawns on her face. "Oh! You must be looking for 'The Play's the Thing' right?" The Nether Soldier nods his head. "Okay, it's not problem, you just took a wrong turn…" Angel pulls out her quill and a piece of paper and starts scribbling down some directions. "Okay, just remember to go to Ronin Warriors, and that the author's name is FireFly_Sparky.* Bye now!" The Gundam Boys turn their heads to stare at FireFly. "What? I needed ballet dancers!" "And people say I do stupid things…" Heero mutters. "Oh yeah. Self-destruct. Brilliant idea!" FireFly says sarcastically. "Not to mention the fact that your aim sucks when it comes to Relena!" Everyone looks at FireFly expectantly. "Do I have to?" FireFly whimpers. Everyone nods their heads. FireFly sighs. "Fine." She lets out an ear-piercing scream and ominous music comes from nowhere. Duo draws in a deep breath and FireFly holds a hand over Duo's mouth. "I swear on my Rayearth Manga that if you make me scream again, I will pull out your vocal chords and use them to restring Neo's violin. " "Ew." Neo comments, holding his beloved violin far away from his morbid friend. "Thank you for that…charming image…" Angel says wrinkling her nose in distaste. Duo meeped and hid behind Heero. "Okay before this gets even more out of hand…" Angel says pulling out her quill, after scribbling down a few lines, she said. "Relena." FireFly glared at her and then looked around when there was an ear-piercing scream and ominous music. "I made a…slight modification. Mina's taking over for you. After all, she did wreck your CD player." FireFly cackles evilly. "Please don't start saying the 'R' word." Angel says. "This fic's almost over. You can torment Mina later." "Fine." FireFly sulks, going to the TV and turning it on. "Welcome to the Teletubbies Marathon!" FireFly shrieks bloody murder and pulls out a black spiral notebook and starts to write frantically. "And now we continue our Anime Marathon…" Everyone in the room sighs in relief. "So what's on?" Neo asks. "Slayers." Neo squeals in delight and sits down next to FireFly. "You guys wanna watch with us?" Angel asks taking a seat with the other authors. The G-boys look at each other, shrugging. "Sure." Angel: FINISHED!!! Well does it meet with your standards? Please wait for the sequel: What the Hell is This? Wufei: You're doing ANOTHER ONE??? Angel: Why not? Heero: Hn (Translation: God help us!) Duo: Cool! Can I play a prank of Wu? Angel: *shrugs* Sure. Why not? Wufei: NO!!!!!!!!! *FireFly wrote a fic called The Plays the Thing starring the Ronins as characters from Phantom of the Opera. Please read it. It's hilarious!