Title: Aw, Hell With it! Author: Angelstar1014 E-mail: Angelstar1014@hotmail.com Website: www.geocities.com/fallenangel1082/index.html Rating: PG-13 (Language again) Sequel to What the Hell?! Again, it's better not to ask. Self-insertion along with FireFly and Neo! DISCLAIMER:I don't own Gundam Wing, I'm only borrowing them and I WILL return them in the condition I borrowed them in, minus wear and tear. "Okay, the name of the game is five card draw, duces wild. Minimum of 50 cents to start the game." The brunette said shuffling the card in a very professional manner. The four pilots at the table groaned. "Who invited them?" Wufei growled as he gestured to the dealer and the boy to her left. "Sorry guys." Angel said looking up from her book. "They insisted." The poker game consisted of Duo, Heero, Wufei, Trowa, FireFly and Neo. Quatre had gracefully declined playing, and Duo accused Angel of rigging the game if she tried to play. The latter comment left Duo with pink streaked hair, causing Heero to issue various death threats to an unaffected Angel. Trying to follow through with said threats didn't seem to work either, as she was protected by some invisible force. Finally FireFly got tired of the bickering and used the dreaded puppy dog eyes to turn Shinigami back to his normal hair color. "Why did they insist on coming anyway?" Wufei grumbled. The reason for the Chinese man's irritation is the fact that FireFly, Duo and Neo seemed to be winning more then the others, and he was currently on a losing streak. "Because I missed you!" FireFly says blowing a kiss at Wufei, causing the man to pale and loosen his grip on his hand, revealing four aces. "Fold!" The five other players called out simultaneously, lying their cards down. "Glad that I'm not the only one that gets creeped out when you do that!" Neo commented, smirking. FireFly glared at him. "Hey, it got him to drop his hand didn't it?" "You sure she doesn't like him?" Duo said looking back at Angel. FireFly smiled sweetly at Duo and pressed herself against him. "Why bother with him when I can have a cutie like you?" Duo laughed nervously, shooting a pleading glance to anyone who would look at him, Heero was too busy giving FireFly his patented glare-of-death. Angel's eyes narrowed as she noticed the glazed look in her friend's eyes. "Sparky, you didn't have anything 'unusual' today did you?" "Well…maybe just one sip…" FireFly said batting her lashes innocently at Angel. "Who got the drinks?" Angel asked. Trowa raised his hand. "What did she get?" "Rootbeer. It's all we've got." "SHIMATTA!!" Angel and Neo swore at the same time. "What? Is there something wrong with the rootbeer?" Heero asked as he lifts his glass to his nose. "You might as given her a bottle of Everclear! It'd probably get a better reaction out of her!" Neo screamed. "I noticed…" Duo sweatdroped as FireFly started to glomp and cuddle the pilot of Deathscythe. Angel thought about the situation for a moment. "Okay, there's no problem, I can fix this…I think…" She pulled out her quill and wrote, "Rootbeer shall NOT have any strange effect on FireFly for the rest of this fic." No sooner were the words written then FireFly blinked, straightened, then sat back down in her seat, blushing madly. "What just happened?" "Trowa gave you rootbeer." Neo explained. "Oh, um … sorry?" FireFly said. "What did I do exactly?" "You blew Wufei a kiss, and started flirting with Duo." Quatre supplied. "Flirted?" Heero growled. "You were treating him like he was your favorite teddy bear!" "Hey! I said I was sorry!" FireFly shouted back. "Now let's get back to the game…you guys still have money left." 10 MINUTES LATER… "YOU CHEATED!!!" "I did not." Neo said glaring at the pilot of Nataku. "You're just upset because you're broke." "I demand a 'do over'!" Angel sighed. "Come over here and read a book Wufei. If you're good I'll write a fic where we play scrabble of some other game where you have to think a lot." Wufei looked up an Angel. "Promise?" "I give you my word as a fanfiction writer." "Okay!" Wufei sat down and pulled out a book on String Theory*. The others sweatdrop but continue with the game. 1 HOUR LATER "I'll raise you $5!" FireFly said throwing in her chips. "I'll see your $5 and raise you another $5." Duo says throwing in some more plastic chips. The others watch with fascination, folding a long time ago. One would expect Heero or Trowa to be the best at poker, given their usual expressions, but the bulk of the winnings went to Duo and FireFly. "Call." "Ready?" Duo asked. "How about we lay our cards down at the same time?" "Works fine with me." They both put down their hands triumphantly. Duo had a royal straight flush, so did FireFly. After staring at their hands in disbelief, FireFly turned her gaze to Angel. "You did this didn't you?" "Nope." Angel said, not looking up from her book. "Don't try and play innocent! I SAW you write something down! Admit it! This was your doing!" "'Fraid not. Though, it was a good idea." "Then what DID you do?" Angel looked at her watch then turned to Quatre. "Could you please change the channel? The news is coming on." "Of course Miss Star." Quatre said changing the channel. The reporter looked solemn. "Today, the world suffered a great loss. Vice-Foreign Minister Doralin was assassinated today during her speech at a local park. The assassin was dressed as the famed child role model, Barney. When the police tried to apprehend the assassin, the children formed a wall between them and the dinosaur, screaming "don't hurt Barney." And singing the popular theme song. One officer was even attacked by the children when he pulled out his gun containing non lethal bullets to impair the assassin's escape. Unfortunately the assassin did escaped, and is still at large…" Angel smiled proudly. "I did that." "You killed her?" Neo said. "Yep." "Why did you use Barney?" "Easy. Now the parents will see the accursed dinosaur for the evil, devil spawn that he really is and forbid their kids to watch it." "Why not the Teletubbies?" FireFly asked. "It would've been harder for four of them to get away." "Ah…I see. Good job." "Yep. Now the world is safe from Relena." Neo said. Every one looks at FireFly expectantly. "Oh yeah!" FireFly pulled out her portable CD player and attached a small speaker to it. She pressed play and an ear-piercing shriek and ominous rang out through out the room. "I got it recorded!" "Awesome!" Duo said. "Relena!" FireFly pressed the repeat button. Ear-piercing shriek and ominous music. "Relena!" Ear-piercing shriek and ominous music. "Relena!" Ear-piercing shriek and ominous music. "Relena! Relena! Relena!" Nothing. "What the hell?" FireFly looked at the CD player strangely and started pressing the buttons to see what the problem was. The scream and music came out in various forms, from high-pitched, to slow and once even backwards. Heero grabbed the CD player and pushed the Power button. The CD player self-detonated. "What did you do to my CD player!?" FireFly said looking at Heero who had smudges of black powder on his face and clothes. "Hey didn't you lend that to Mina?" Angel said. "Yeah? What's you…oh." FireFly said. "Minanko-no-baka!" "What's the deal?" Neo said confused. "Aino Minanko has a knack for destroying any and all electronic things." "Ah. Can we get back to our game now?" Duo said holding up the cards. "I'm dealing." Heero said sitting down. The others shrug, sit down and wait for their cards. Angel: DONE!!!! Do you like it? Hate it? Feedback is always appreciated! Wufei: Don't forget you promised me that I'd get to win a game! Angel: I promised that we'd play a game that involved using you head. I don't remember promising that you'd win. Wufei: INJUSTICE!!! * String Theory is one of the hardest forms of math there is!