| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Anime | |
| 1. | Being normal is vastly over-rated. (Normal? What's normal?) |
| 2. | Every anime will have somebody giving a cheesy speech. (Please can we shoot them? *Holds up gun*) |
| 3. | An unusual hairdo is a pre-requisite for being a genius. (What's wrong with that?) |
| 4. | There is always a cross-dresser. (Yeah...) |
| 5. | The fate of the world is usually in the hands of teenagers. |
| 6. | ...help... |
| 7. | Superheroes must have a hard time finding life insurance. (I don't think they even try after a while) |
| 8. | CHIBI!!! (cute!) |
| 9. | Facefaults, and sweatdrops should only be attempted by trained professionals. (I'm not a trained professional and I do them...never mind) |
| 10. | There are worse things in life then bad dubbing. (*Shudders*) |
| 11. | Stalkers come in all forms. (*coughing* Relena) |
| 12. | Narrators are really annoying. (Please can we shoot them? *Holds up gun again*) |
| 13. | Bishonen are usually fought over like dogs with a bone. (Why not?) |
| 14. | Multi-colored hair doesn' t belong on punks. (Hint hint...) |
| 15. | Oooo...pretty colors... |
| 16. | Villains will only attack one area, even though they want to conquer the world. (Does this not make sense to anyone but me?) |
| 17. | Saving the world can really suck! (yeah...) |
| 18. | Tempting fate is just plain stupid! (no comment...) |
| 19. | The Japanese are just a little too creative when coming up with demons. (But it's so much fun to fuse 'em with a motarcycle...) |
| 20. | There will always be idiots in high places. (*Choking noises and giggling*) |
| 21. | All Hell will break loose ever other week. (*Checks calendar* Yeah) |
| 22. | Where there is anime there will be fan fiction and fanart. (Whoo-hoo!) |
| 23. | The people who love each other the most start off hating each other's guts. (Gee, now where did that happen before...) |
| 24. | Do not make the woman of the house mad, she will make your life miserable. (Serena's mom is scary) |
| 25. | All red heads have bad tempers. (Yeah...but not Hikaru) |
| 26. | You just want to reach into the TV and slap some characters. (Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! Can I please?) |
| 27. | Any Anime with more than 1 male character WILL have Yaoi Fan Fiction. (I've yet to find Rayearth Yaoi but yeah....) |
| 28. | Saban ruins everything! (Damn strait!) |
| 29. | Fan-Fiction writers think they are gods. (What's wrong with that?) |
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