| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Anime | |
| 1. | Being normal is vastly over-rated. |
| 2. | Every anime will have somebody giving a cheesy speech. |
| 3. | An unusual hairdo is a pre-requisite for being a genius. |
| 4. | There is always a cross-dresser. |
| 5. | The fate of the world is usually in the hands of teenagers. |
| 6. | ...help... |
| 7. | Superheroes must have a hard time finding life insurance. |
| 8. | CHIBI!!! |
| 9. | Facefaults, and sweatdrops should only be attempted by trained professionals. |
| 10. | There are worse things in life then bad dubbing. |
| 11. | Stalkers come in all forms. |
| 12. | Narrators are really annoying. |
| 13. | Bishonen are usually fought over like dogs with a bone. |
| 14. | Multi-colored hair doesn' t belong on punks. |
| 15. | Oooo...pretty colors... |
| 16. | Villains will only attack one area, even though they want to conquer the world. |
| 17. | Saving the world can really suck! |
| 18. | Tempting fate is just plain stupid! |
| 19. | The Japanese are just a little too creative when coming up with demons. |
| 20. | There will always be idiots in high places. |
| 21. | All Hell will break loose ever other week. |
| 22. | Where there is anime there will be fan fiction and fanart. |
| 23. | The people who love each other the most start off hating each other's guts. |
| 24. | Do not make the woman of the house mad, she will make your life miserable. |
| 25. | All red heads have bad tempers. |
| 26. | You just want to reach into the TV and slap some characters. |
| 27. | Any Anime with more than 1 male character WILL have Yaoi Fan Fiction. |
| 28. | Saban ruins everything! |
| 29. | Fan-Fiction writers think they are gods. |
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