| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Slayers | |
| 1. | Good things come in small packages. |
| 2. | Amelia's justice speeches rival the senshi's (I'd still like to kill her *holds up scythe* please Angel?) |
| 3. | Zelgadis is cute...in a tortured soul kind of way... (I still fell sorry for him) |
| 4. | Okay, fine Zelgadis is hot! (Okay, whatever) |
| 5. | Goury has the attention span of a guppy. (Goury has no attention span or for that matter, no brain!) |
| 6. | Hell will freeze over before Lina gets the Sword of Light from Goury (Hell froze over last week, what are you talking about?) |
| 7. | Lina is violent when provoked. (Lina's always violent) |
| 8. | Lina is provoked every 2.5 seconds. (Well, that expains it...) |
| 9. | Don't look up a dragon priestess's skirt looking for a tail. She has a mace and knows how to use it. (Goury no baka) |
| 10. | The most serious one will also be the comedic relief. (Zel has the best one liners!) |
| 11. | Sylphiel will never get the flare arrow mastered. |
| 12. | Evil demons can be found locked into the eyes of really nice men. (Oh...Rezo was wierd...) |
| 13. | Handsome princes are hard to come by. (Ugly ones are very plentiful...) |
| 14. | Sore wa himitsu desu! |
| 15. | Beware of Drag-ons. (*chocking noises*) |
| 16. | The most powerful sorceress in the world works as a waitress. (*imatation Lina* I'll be good! I'll be good!) |
| 17. | Blind priests have really pretty eyes. (Yeah...wahtever...) |
| 18. | Having 10 Nagas really is Hell on Earth. (god help us all...) |
| 19. | Always agree with a short tempered sorceress...even when she's dead wrong... (*Imating Igor* Yes master...yes master...) |
| 20. | FLARE...CARROT????!!! (carrots are good!) |
| 21. | Third-rate magic using mummy men aren't that bad once you get to know them. (But they're still idiots) |
| 22. | Barnicles are a GOOD thing! (Uh..yeah...) |
| 23. | With a name like 'Rezo', it can't be good. |
| 24. | Evil demon names are most comedic when mis-pronounced ["Shabuldingo"]. (*laughing* Goury's an idiot!) |
| 25. | You don't have to have a lot of brains to wield a mean sword! (Hint hint!) |
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