| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Slayers | |
| 1. | Good things come in small packages. |
| 2. | Amelia's justice speeches rival the senshi's |
| 3. | Zelgadis is cute...in a tortured soul kind of way... |
| 4. | Okay, fine Zelgadis is hot! |
| 5. | Goury has the attention span of a guppy. |
| 6. | Hell will freeze over before Lina gets the Sword of Light from Goury |
| 7. | Lina is violent when provoked. |
| 8. | Lina is provoked every 2.5 seconds. |
| 9. | Don't look up a dragon priestess's skirt looking for a tail. She has a mace and knows how to use it. |
| 10. | The most serious one will also be the comedic relief. |
| 11. | Sylphiel will never get the flare arrow mastered. |
| 12. | Evil demons can be found locked into the eyes of really nice men. |
| 13. | Handsome princes are hard to come by. |
| 14. | Sore wa himitsu desu! |
| 15. | Beware of Drag-ons. |
| 16. | The most powerful sorceress in the world works as a waitress. |
| 17. | Blind priests have really pretty eyes. |
| 18. | Having 10 Nagas really is Hell on Earth. |
| 19. | Always agree with a short tempered sorceress...even when she's dead wrong... |
| 20. | FLARE...CARROT????!!! |
| 21. | Third-rate magic using mummy men aren't that bad once you get to know them. |
| 22. | Barnicles are a GOOD thing! |
| 23. | With a name like 'Rezo', it can't be good. |
| 24. | Evil demon names are most comedic when mis-pronounced ["Shabuldingo"]. |
| 25. | You don't have to have a lot of brains to wield a mean sword! |
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