| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Robotech | |
| 1. | Minmei really only has 2 songs, they just keep changing the titles. |
| 2. | Don't call someone an old bag, she could be the woman you fall in love with. |
| 3. | Aliens with no emotions will turn good when they are exposed to music. |
| 4. | Bunny ears are the perfect accessory to put on your mobile suit. |
| 5. | When you are cultrually deprived, you'll turn anyone into a celebrity. |
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