| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Ranma 1/2 | |
| 1. | Being over 100 doesn't mean that you can't still kick ass. (Go Colonge!) |
| 2. | Akane's cooking is more lethal then rat poison (*hacks* Must...have...water...) |
| 3. | Kasumi's either next in line for sainthood or the densest person on the planet. (Both) |
| 4. | Ryoga needs a GPS tracking system. (He needs several! He needs his own on star operator!) |
| 5. | P-chan is too cute! (Mm-hm!) |
| 6. | When all else fails...shove a cat in Ranma's face. (And watch him turn into one and kick you butt) |
| 7. | Kuno really is the stupidest person alive. |
| 8. | He'd probably give the dead ones a run for their money too. (He's the stupidest person alive, dead and anything else in between!) |
| 9. | Mousse needs laser eye surgery. (Anyone care to donate?) |
| 10. | Being raised by Genma is a fate worse then death. (Now you know who Ranma hates him so much!) |
| 11. | Kodachi should seek professional help. (She's just as bad as Kuno) |
| 12. | Chinese Amazons have very one track minds.(But they still kick ass!) |
| 13. | If you ever come across Jusenkyo, run screaming in the other direction. (you forgot, "like a girl!") |
| 14. | Never stick all three fiancées, and one psycho who'd like to be, in the same room. (Ooo...pretty fireworks...) |
| 15. | Chopsticks, bandanas and push brooms are a very logical weapons. (You forgot umbrellas) |
| 16. | The Water of life will make ANYTHING taste good, even Akane's cooking.(My god, it's actually possible!) |
| 17. | Sweet moments never last. (And if they do, it's not a real Ranma episode) |
| 18. | The Kuno gene breeds idiots. (Maybe scientists should study it!) |
| 19. | Akane is a boy magnet.(She acts like a boy too.) |
| 20. | When you don't want to be engaged to a half-boy, half-girl, throw him on your man-hating sister. (That was a good idea!) |
| 21. | When Santa tells you to throw a Christmas party, throw a Christmas party. (Kasumi...I think your starting to lose your mind) |
| 22. | Yuck! Mackerel jerky! (Mouse is an idiot) |
| 23. | A harmless looking mail box could be one of your fiancée's lesbian ex-girlfriend in disguise.(Ooo...Headache...) |
| 24. | A good health insurance plan is essential when living in Nerima.(They can get insurance?) |
| 25. | Black roses are bad...who would've thought? (Duh!) |
| 26. | Helping ghost cats may result in temporary possession.(Poor Ryo-chan!) |
| 27. | Never trust someone who looks like a dried up old monkey.(But still...) |
| 28. | Before adopting a stray pet, make sure he isn't a victim of Jusenkyo.(Akane...read this...) |
| 29. | Nothing says, "I love you" more then putting someone into the hospital. (That is just bad...) |
| 30. | If it's got martial arts in it, Ranma can do anything...he just needs to get the hang of it.(It only took him how long figure skate?) |
| 31. | Taking gifts from a crafty 100+-year old Chinese Amazon isn't the best idea... (*snickers conspiratorially* I didn't do anything! *smiles innocently*) |
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