| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Ranma 1/2 | |
| 1. | Being over 100 doesn't mean that you can't still kick ass. |
| 2. | Akane's cooking is more lethal then rat poison |
| 3. | Kasumi's either next in line for sainthood or the densest person on the planet. |
| 4. | Ryoga needs a GPS tracking system. |
| 5. | P-chan is too cute! |
| 6. | When all else fails...shove a cat in Ranma's face. |
| 7. | Kuno really is the stupidest person alive. |
| 8. | He'd probably give the dead ones a run for their money too. |
| 9. | Mousse needs laser eye surgery. |
| 10. | Being raised by Genma is a fate worse then death. |
| 11. | Kodachi should seek professional help. |
| 12. | Chinese Amazons have very one track minds. |
| 13. | If you ever come across Jusenkyo, run screaming in the other direction. |
| 14. | Never stick all three fiancées, and one psycho who'd like to be, in the same room. |
| 15. | Chopsticks, bandanas and push brooms are a very logical weapons. |
| 16. | The Water of life will make ANYTHING taste good, even Akane's cooking. |
| 17. | Sweet moments never last. |
| 18. | The Kuno gene breeds idiots. |
| 19. | Akane is a boy magnet. |
| 20. | When you don't want to be engaged to a half-boy, half-girl, throw him on your man-hating sister. |
| 21. | When Santa tells you to throw a Christmas party, throw a Christmas party. |
| 22. | Yuck! Mackerel jerky! |
| 23. | A harmless looking mail box could be one of your fiancée's lesbian ex-girlfriend in disguise. |
| 24. | A good health insurance plan is essential when living in Nerima. |
| 25. | Black roses are bad...who would've thought? |
| 26. | Helping ghost cats may result in temporary possession. |
| 27. | Never trust someone who looks like a dried up old monkey. |
| 28. | Before adopting a stray pet, make sure he isn't a victim of Jusenkyo. |
| 29. | Nothing says, "I love you" more then putting someone into the hospital. |
| 30. | If it's got martial arts in it, Ranma can do anything...he just needs to get the hang of it. |
| 31. | Taking gifts from a crafty 100+-year old Chinese Amazon isn't the best idea... |
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