| Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Pokémon | |
| 1. | Seeing large yellow mice is not a sign that you've been working too hard. |
| 2. | When hard work and experience fail, there's always dumb luck. |
| 3. | Team Rocket will ALWAYS lose. |
| 4. | Professors are all named after plants. |
| 5. | Cute little creatures will strange names are very dangerous in the wrong hands. |
| 6. | Every nurse is named Joy. |
| 7. | Every police officer is named Jenny. |
| 8. | Brock will turn into a quivering mass of jello every time he's around a cute girl. |
| 9. | Misty really does like Ash. |
| 10. | Pokémon types are like a complicated form of rock paper scissors. |
| 11. | Bad disguises really do work. |
| 12. | Names will more often then not be a bad pun. |
| 13. | Even Team Rocket can do a good deed. |
| 14. | Trophies make excellent exercise weights. |
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