| Everything
I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Dragon Ball Z |
*Neo made most of these!
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| 1. |
Flying around on a yellow cloud is the only way to
travel! (It saves so much on gas) |
| 2. |
Mr. Satan is a LOSER!!! (I'd like to kill him!) |
| 3. |
THE GREAT SAYIAN MAN????!!!! (*ROFL*) |
| 4. |
Crying children are more dangerous then they seem.
(*shudders*) |
| 5. |
Everyone will die.(Yeah, at least once...or twice) |
| 6. |
Krillin will get killed more then anyone else. (He's
only been dead twice!) |
| 7. |
5 Minutes can last for hours! (Or several episodes) |
| 8. |
The Ginyu force is comprised of super-powered morons.
(Can we say psychiatrist?) |
| 9. |
ChiChi is really Attila the Hun in disguise. (She's
creepy) |
| 10. |
The Ox king is a pushover. (Yeah) |
| 11. |
Fusion requires casting aside all pride and doing a
silly little dance. (*Pictures Goku and Vegeta doing it
for the first time* *ROFL*) |
| 12. |
Krillin has a bad history of one-hit-K.O.s (Yeah, he
does) |
| 13. |
Majin is fun! (Mm-hm!) |
| 14. |
Beware little shriveled intergalactic monkey dudes:
they often summon demons. (*snickers* little shriveled
moneky dudes...) |
| 15. |
If you see an overgrown bug with a sharp tail, at
least try to pop his ego before he eats you! (Or run like
Hell) |
| 16. |
When it comes to ego, Mr. Satan [yech], Vegeta
[YEAY], and Cell [BOO], are about even. (Yeay...Vegeta?) |
| 17. |
Stay away from folks with tails around the full moon
(*chortles*) |
| 18. |
The Androids aren't bad in EVERY timeline!
(Mm-hm...Their heads roll quite nicely...) |
| 19. |
Don't let Vegeta do something stupid! (Is that even
possible?) |
| 20. |
If it weren't for his ego, Vegeta WOULD be the
strongest fighter in the universe [other than Heero Yui]
(He's ego IS the size of the universe!) |
| 21. |
Sometimes you feel like a blonde, sometimes you
don't! (<G>) |
| 22. |
Sensu Beans won't give you gas. (Probably the only
kinds of beans that won't) |
| 23. |
It's OK to destroy your Android girlfriend to stop a
bug-monster thing: THERE ARE DRAGONBALLS!!! (Well that's
just messed up!) |
| 24. |
Dinosaurs are still alive.(And taste good with salt!) |
| 25. |
An extending pole can be handy to fend off dinosaurs
(Ow...) |
| 26. |
Green guys are always looking out for kids (What
about Cell?) |
| 27. |
Singing 'Piccolo-san' is a sure sign of a secret
crush. (That was just a messed up dream) |
| 28. |
Freeza & Family are all gay. (No, they're all
cross dressers, the lipstick gives it away.) |
| 29. |
A cute blue guy on an alien planet often turn into
monsters. (That was just wierd) |
| 30. |
You can expect to die at least once. (At least?) |
| 31. |
Fireballs through the stomach are rather painful.
(Yes, they are) |
| 32. |
It wasn't Funimation that was fucking up DBZ, it was
[of course] Saban. (Those no good...*mumbles inchorently) |
| 33. |
Dubbed battle cries often sound like constipation.
(*ROFL* Ow...my side!) |
| 34. |
Planets explode very slowly if the main character in
on them. (It only too HOW many episodes!?) |
| 35. |
Goku doesn't die that easily (god knows people have
tried) |
| 36. |
It isn't impossible to go from a power level of 1 to
1,000,000,000,000. (That's a very big number...) |
| 37. |
SSJ Level 4 looks kewl! (neh...) |
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