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Software Problems.
Last year I
upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program
began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product
brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs
and launches during system initialisation,
where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Boy's Night 2.5 and Sunday Football
5.0 can no longer run, crashing the system whenever they are selected. I
cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
some of my other favourite
applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you help me please?!
Thanks,
Joe.
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a
primary misconception.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that
Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's creator to run everything. It is
unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible
to uninstall, delete or purge the system files from the system once
installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to
do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
'Warnings - Alimony/Child Support.' I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just
deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPF's). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of
their cause.
The best course of action will be the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case,
avoid excessive use of the ESC key because ultimately you will have to
give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to
normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all
the GPF's. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance.
Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife
1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operating system.
Best of luck.
Tech Support.
Matt Smith.
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