you spend your days and nights online
                your website makes you proud
                but if you had a single friend at all
                they'd be laughing out loud!
                well it seems i may have crossed the line
                i've gone and made you pissed!
                now go and take me off
                off of your buddy list!
                if you can't get a date cos you live with your mom
                then you'll feel right at home at loser dot com
                if you don't have a life but you have plenty of ROM
                then you'll feel right at home at loser dot com
                tell me about your sex life
                it has not been bland!
                did you learn how to click and type,
                with just one hand?
                you're a keyboard casanova, a digital don juan
                you're a chat room romeo and you want to get it on
                cos if you can't get a date cos you live with your mom
                then you'll feel right at home at loser dot com
                if you don't have a life but you have plenty of lol
                then you'll feel right at home at loser dot com
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                i guess you cant see what is wrong
                you've got your modem and your mouse
                and you think you've got it going on!
                you once had a life but it is gone