Mission Profile:
While SeaWorld calls its animals ambassadors for their species, we at MunchCom believe these caged critters have so much more potential. For instance have you ever seen an orangutan fold a T-shirt? Have you ever witnessed a cat swindle an old lady out of another $2,000 for a car she doesn�t need? These are beautiful things.
Our dream is to have a MunchCom-trained animal in every Gap, SuperTarget and car dealership in America.
Of course, this is just a front. Every animal also has been trained in several of the deadly martial arts. They are cunning, strong and many actually work for peanuts. When every store in America has a helper animal in its employment, MunchCom will have a valuable source of sleeper agents ready strike when the time comes.
Project Zoo is a major key to our future plans. |
