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| The mystical wisdom of Curtis is at the core of our corporate philosophy. Curtis is a jolly, yet sometimes embittered, creator of weapons of warfare. The government listens to him, so you should too. We do. |
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| On Heroes ... We couldn't all be cowboys, So some of us are clowns. |
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| At age 71, Charles Darwin agreed 100 percent. |
| On Woman ... They must be good for something. If there weren't a use for girls, I would think that evolution would've gotten rid of them. |
| Curtis of the future. He time travels too. |
| Rusty�s equine fetish is the only thing keeping him from becoming a cowboy. It�s a powerful thing. |
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| A Bureaucracy of One ... According to my training I am an Unrestricted Line Officer. According to my command I am a Nuclear Engineer. Also, according to my command, I am a human resource officer. According to the Defense Finance & Accounting Service I am an augmented facilities engineer in the US Navy Civil Engineering Corps. According to my Section Head, I am an idiot. |
| Curtis is all things to all people. |