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| MunchCom Financial Directives: Invest heavily in nuclear, petroleum, ethanol, coal, wind and geothermal technologies. With the recent addition of our new Counter of Monies, we have begun investing in corn products and basketball apparel. All transactions are cash transactions. All financial documents are to be incinerated first then shredded. Credit is for the weak. Taxes are only suggestions. |
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| Our Counter of Monies prefers we not show his face. |
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