Our mission at MunchCom is as simple as it is complicated. There are truths in this world and all falsehoods should be opposed at every opportunity. We stand against tyranny and injustice that is not our own. We will help any people who find themselves oppressed or denied their basic rights, but only if their freedom coincides with our own interests. All people have the right to be judged on their own abilities and merits. All those who fail the test � which is designed by our superior corporate leadership � will be sterilized so their genes will no longer poison our world. Men are not measured by the size of their wang. Men are measured by their height, which is recorded in feet not meters (metric is the tool of the Devil). Women, on the other hand, are measured in three areas of the body. Those measurements are in inches, because feet would be too much of a good thing. Our goal, ultimately, is to rule the world. However, since we own your ass already, what difference does it make to you? |
| Mission MunchCom |
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| Planet Munch. You know it as Earth � but not for long. |
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