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| The Armory |
| The MunchCom Armory houses one of the world�s most powerful arsenals. Of course, it looks different than this crappy shed � or does it? |
| The MunchCom Porta-Command Unit |
| The MunchCom Porta-Command Unit is a self contained command-and-control center that can be deployed anywhere in the world. You may have seen one at your favorite sporting events, or perhaps an outdoor political rally. As you can see, our eyes and ears are everywhere people gather. The United States is already enforcing no-fly zones over Iraq with our latest Porta-Command Unit. |
| The MC-34 Porta-Command Unit |
| Don't shit on the electronics. The MC-34b Porta-Command Unit is indistinguishable from any other portable shithouse. Any unsuspecting patron who uses this facility will have no idea of its military capabilities. They just sit, poop, wipe and leave. It�s just one more clever MunchCom invention. |
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| The AK-47 Assault rifle. There's still nothing better. |
| Our Favorite |
| All MunchCom employees are fully trained in the use of dozens of firearms. They may not look it, but don�t push them. We are not responsible for their actions. |