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Words of the Father |
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Mr. Salt: "What is this Wonka, some kind of Funhouse?"
W.W.: "Why? Having fun?" |
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Oh. If you have any problems dial information, thank you for calling. |
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Mrs. TeeVee: "LoompaLand?!? There's no such place."
W.W.: "Excuse me dear lady.."
Mrs. TeeVee: "Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of Geography."
W.W.: "Oh, then you know all about it." |
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| The Candyman! The Candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good! |
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I'm a trifle deaf in this ear, could you speak a little louder next time? |
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Mr. Salt: "Scnozwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?"
W.W.: "I'm sorry, all questions must be submitted in writing." |
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Charlie: "Hey grandpa, what was that we just went through?"
W.W.: "A 'Has Waknow.'"
Mrs. T.V.: "Is that Japanese?"
W.W.: "No, it's Wonka Wash spelled backwards." |
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Mrs. T.V.: "Oooh, I thing I'm gonna be sea sick."
W.W.: "Here, try one of these."
Mrs. T.V.: "What is it?"
W.W.: "A rainbow drop. Suck it and you can spit in seven different colors."
Violet(picking her nose): "Spitting's a dirty habit."
W.W.: "I know a worse one." |
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But hurry, please. There's so much time and so little to do. Scratch that, reverse it. |
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| Never doubt what no one is sure about. |
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99-44-100% pure. |
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| Welcome my freinds. Welcome to my chocolate factory. Would you come in please? |
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We are the Musicmakers, we are the dreamers of dreams... |
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If you have any problems, dial information. Thank you for calling. |
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| WORSHIP WILLY WONKA!!! |
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| Wrong, sir, wrong! Under section Thirthy-seven B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers become null and void: "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, priveleges, licenses, herein contained, et cetera, et cetera..fax mentis incendium gloria culprum, et cetera, et cetera.. memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling washed and sterilized, so you get nothing, you lose! |
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Don't lose your head, Agustus. We wouldn't want to lose that...yet. |
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For some moments in life, there are no words.... |
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Adieu, adieu. Parting is such sweet sorrow.. |
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So shines a good dead in a weary world. |
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Invention, my dear freinds, is ninety-three percent persperation, six percent electricity, four percent evaporation, and two percent butterscoth ripple. |
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Don't forget about the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted-- he lived happily ever after. |
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. |
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Hold on tight, I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. |
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head? |
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Oh! I wouldn't do that, I really wouldn't. |
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Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not shoiwing
Any signs that they are slowing! |
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If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates. |
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Voulez-Vouz entrer le Wonkatainia?
All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. All aboard everybody. |
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| WORSHIP WILLY WONKA!!! |
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