Quotes
"For the longest time, I couldn't figure out why I liked you, I looked for every possible reason not to... but I couldn't help it"

--Me
"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    --Benjamin Franklin
"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb"
   --Helmet
"Do not underestimate the power of the Force."
   --Darth Vader
"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was."
"Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?"
"If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!"
"Smile, it makes the world wonder what you are up to."
"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
"It's better to remain silent and be thought stupid than to open your mouth and forever remove all doubt."
" No one ever won a war by dying for his country.  He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
   --General Geroge S. Patton Jr.
"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    --Benjamin Franklin
"To choose one�s victims, to prepare one�s plan minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance, and then to go to bed ... there is nothing sweeter in the world."
  --Stalin
"Gentlemen, this school is about combat.  There are no points for second place."
   --Viper, Top Gun
"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room."
  --Iceman, Top Gun
I act like shit don't phase me,
Inside it drives me crazy.
My insecurities could eat me alive...
  --Eminem, "Hailie's Song"
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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