Devin Marshall announces plans to campaign for 2044 Presidential Elections
Bristol, VA: Devin Chase Marshall ended speculation concerning his future Presidential campaign today when he annouced that he will seek the Republican nomination for the office of President of the United States of America in the year 2044. Many experts believe that this announcement will help provide the boost the Republican party needs to win the 2008 Presidency.
"The future of the Republican party may have been in doubt to some Americans", stated Campaign Manager Danny Marshall, "but with the promise of the second coming of Ronald Reagan, the future looks great for Devin, the GOP, and the citizens of the United States."
Devin Marshall announces Cabinet Members
In a bold move, Devin Marshall has announced who his appointees will be to fill his cabinet positions.
Secretary of Defense: Spiderman
Secretary of State: Jessica Alba (She might not get the job done, but she'll look great doing it!)
Secretary of Commerce: Ronald McDonald (He's led McDonald's to prosperity for years)
Secretay of Transportation: Jeff Gordon (Nuff said!)
Secretay of Housing and Urban Development: Bob the Builder (Can we fix it, Yes we Can!)
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