The scene opens to show a beautiful beach the camera pans around the beach showing crystal clear water, several species of tropical trees, and pure white sand, interrupted only by the odd sea shell. As the camera pans around the beach ICW superstar Falcon is shown walking down the beach wearing nothing but a swimsuit. He is walking arm in arm with a beautiful red head, who is wearing a flower print bikini. She has long red hair and a body that just won't quit. The two appear to be deep in conversation. The two pause for a moment before getting to the camera and embrace in a passionate kiss. After what seems like a short eternity the two stop and approach the camera.

FALCON: Greetings ICW. Now I realize that this is an unusual setting for a promo here, but what can I say? Well actually I have a lot that I can say. First off seeing as we have the next two weeks off I thought it would be nice to surprise my lovely wife with an impromptu vacation. We have left our son Timothy at home with his Uncle Johnny and his fiancée Troy. While the two of them are dealing with the ever increasingly cold weather up in Canada, Denise and I are here in Hawaii. As you can see the weather here couldn't be any better, but enough about the scenery and the weather I am here to take this time to discuss a few things that are on my mind.

Falcon then sneaks another kiss away from his wife before continuing.

FALCON: First off, I am put in a match where I have to team with someone I barely know. The two of us have to work together for a common goal. That goal being a shot at the ONLY Championship in the ICW, the TV Championship. But that isn't was pisses me off. What pisses my off is the fact that I beat John Patrick 1........2.........3 in the center of the ring last week and I don't get a shot at the TV title this week? But the man I beat fair and square gets a title shot. It makes me wonder what would have happened if I lost the match to Mr. Patrick. Now I can understand that the Triple Threat match I was scheduled to be in this past Saturday was turned into a one on one match when the so called "Professor" got a shot at the TV Title. From what I understand that was a decision made on the spot, but once again the man who should have been chosen was me. I am a former World Heavyweight Champion in three different feds. I also held a championship for the first eight years of my career. That is feat that is unheard of in today's world. Most people are lucky if they hold a championship for more then a month. Hell even I would be lucky to hold a championship that long nowadays. A lot of it just goes to show how competitive the industry has become, on any given night any man, or woman for that matter, can walk away with the win. Now for the moment allow me to get back to what I was talking about. In case you have forgotten I am talking about the fact that I was over looked when I was the only one of the three men originally scheduled for the Triple Threat match that walked away a winner this past Saturday, and what did that get me? A spot in a tag team tournament for a title shot at the next ICW Pay-per view.  On one hand it is a great opportunity, but on the other hand it is a huge rip. I won, let me repeat that I won this past Saturday. It should be me getting the shot right away at the TV Title. Hell there is only one thing better then getting a title shot at a Pay-per view, and that is walking into the Pay-per view as champion and walking out after successfully defending that championship. Seeing as I have gone on more then long enough about how the brass here at the ICW snubbed me this time around, I will now get down to the next order of business. The October 30th edition of Chaos.

 Before Falcon can get another word in Denise leans in and gives her husband a long, passionate kiss. She then begins to talk before he can compose himself.

DENISE: Seeing as you are probably going to be going on for awhile I think that I will take my leave for the moment and allow you to do what you have become famous for.

FALCON: And what would that be Dear?

DENISE: Cutting one of the best promo's in the entire business today. When you are done though I would like to talk to you about something extremely important.

A stunned look appears on Falcon's face, as he tries to compose himself Denise takes off jogging down the beach. After a few moments more Falcon is finally able to compose himself.

FALCON: I wonder what that will be about? Oh well I guess that will be a question for another day. If I remember correctly I was about to talk about my next match, or couple of matches, I should say. Let's be honest people we all know that no matter who I have in my corner I am going to win, because unlike most of you out there I am true greatness personified. I do things that the fans and even the rest of the roster here in the ICW have only dreamed of. Hell when was the last time anyone saw a more perfectly executed sunset flip? Let me answer that question for you before you even get the chance. NEVER, you have never seen a better sunset flip in your lives. You know what I just realized? I am getting a little off topic here. That is what happens when you have a wife that looks like Denise. Thinking about what she wants to talk about has me completely distracted, but getting back on track. The Tag Team Tournament. Well it appears that I have been teamed up with one third of the Music Industry, Amadeus. Well seeing as Amadeus is the former TV champ I actually think that I like my chances for this tournament. I know that every single time I lost a championship I was completely focused on doing whatever it took to regain that championship. So with a fired up Amadeus at my side I am going to be unbeatable. Now normally I would take this time to say a few words about my opponents for the match, but to be completely honest with all of you out there in ICW land. Tre Crawford and Ash Namotor aren't really that special. Hell my newborn son could probably out wrestle either one of them, and he can't even walk yet. So that brings me to the possible combinations of teams that Amadeus and I will fight in the Main Event on the Devil's Night edition of Chaos. After Amadeus and I have walked all over Tre and Ash, we will fight either a team composing of Darrell Music and a man who calls himself "TALENTED" Ian Black. Mind you I haven't seen anything even remotely resembling talent from this man, so I won't waist anyone's time going on about him. Darrell Music on the other hand is one of the better men that I have wrestled against over the last few years. He holds something over me that not many people have managed to get. A CLEAN WIN. Now while Darrell is a huge physical presence in the ring, he will have one thing working against him if we meet in the main event. That being his alliance with Amadeus, now you all know that I am not the kind of man to take advantage of that kind of situation.............ah who am I kidding. You all know that I will use whatever I can to win. The very first moment that Darrell Music shows compassion for his friend and stable mate he will be finished. Now that finally brings me to the other team that I may face in the main event. The team of Charlie Dunn and everyman's wet dream, myself included, Harmony Taylor. Now since I last had the chance to get close to Ms. Taylor she has come a long, long way. Plus I think that she has gotten a little bigger up top if you know my meaning. You see for those of you who have no idea what I am talking about allow me to show you:

  

FALCON: Now as any of you can tell the picture on the left of you screens shows Ms. Taylor in her "smaller" days, and the picture on the right shows her in a more recent appearance. Now I know that a lot of you are wondering where I got these pictures from. Now you should all know that a gentleman never tells, besides if I told you my wife would kill me. Actually do you all want to know the reason that I am after Harmony? Well let me inform you all. First off I don't think that Harmony is a really good wrestler, sure she has heart, but heart will only get you so far in this business. As for her in ring "skills" I've seen better wrestling from a one legged midget I use to know in Mexico. As far as I am concerned Harmony needs to be shown that she doesn't have what it takes to compete with men and that she should go join some all women's fed where she belongs. I truthfully feel sorry for Charlie Dunn. If I was given a talent less wench as a tag partner I wouldn't even bother showing up for the match, but Mr. Dunn is a moron and will actually think that with Harmony Taylor as his partner he will have a chance of winning the tournament and going on to receiving another shot a the TV title. A belt that he held ever so briefly last Saturday. Well Dung. I mean Dunn allow me to let you in on a little secret. You aren't that good. You fluked out when you won the TV Championship. Hell you proved that by dropping the championship almost as quickly as you won it. A true TV Champion, which I will be after the Pay-per view, has to be ready for any and all situations. Only a man of my true ability should hold a championship with such a grueling defense schedule. Hell I can wrestle two matches in one night without ever breaking a sweat. Now if folks at home don't mind. I would like to catch up to my wife and find out what is on her mind.

Falcon then runs off calling for his wife in the opposite direction that she went. After couple of minutes he realizes his mistake and takes off as fast as he can in the correct direction. As the scene fades to black Falcon disappears around a couple of bushes in the distance.

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