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8,25,21,30,41,39,19,35,7,42,30,35,29,
34,17,25,28,11,16,17,39,33,28,30,25,
22 |
7,38,35,39,19,25,20,31,17,40,20,23,
11,22,32,23,25,9,32,40,27,26,31,2,10,
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Bear Bites Man, and Man Bites Back
Hampden - A drunken man jumped into a bear enclosure at the Zoo, and was bitten by the bear and bit back. Brian Jay drank twelve liters of Barqs root Beer at a restaurant before walking to the zoo. "I felt a sudden surge to touch the bear with my hand," said Brian after jumping into the enclosure. The bear was asleep and was startled and bit Brian in the leg. Brian kicked the bear and a tussle ensued with Brian biting the bear on its back. Zookeepers were able to restrain Brian from the bear by spraying him with water. No serious injuries were reported.
2006 Regular Season and Playoffs in Review presented by
Innings = 118
Games = 37 |
| Runs | Home Runs |
| B'Jays | 202 | 81 |
| Marlins | 162 | 63 |
| D'Backs | 126 | 26 | |
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The Juice Magazine exclusive conversation with Blue Jays slugger Brian J.
TheJuiceMag: We are joined by Brian J. Hanks of the Blue Jays in this first edition of The Juice Magazine. Brian welcome.
Brian_Jay: Can I go back to playing video games?
TheJuiceMag: No. First question, what has been your secret to success this season?
Brian_Jay: Home runs, my training is basically sitting, playing video games to increase hand-eye coordination
TheJuiceMag: Is this the season the Blue Jays break through and make a serious run at a championship?
Brian_Jay: Of course, you doubting me?
TheJuiceMag: Alright give us a scouting report or tell us how you feel about the following players. MC Wannabee.
Brian_Jay: Well he started hitting lefty and he has no power and righty he wastes his time hitting lefty so he starts with one out and then pops up so he should be more like me.
TheJuiceMag: Apu Nahasapeenahpetalan
Brian_Jay: He should leave the league for good and go back to his broom sticks and stop being a jerk
TheJuiceMag: Juicebox
Brian_Jay: Get back on the juice and go after 100 home runs and get a new sponsor and drink more Barqs root beer
TheJuiceMag: DW Singles
Brian_Jay: Hustle is there and able to beat out tough calls
TheJuiceMag: Tell us about your endorsement deals with BJ's Blanket Rental and Right Scent Deodorant.
Brian_Jay: Well with Right Scent, I'm the only one to buy the product so I think that business is failing and with BJ's they need to increase prices to turn a profit.
TheJuiceMag: How do u feel about the website and the coverage you get on it.
Brian_Jay: It's too much, they should make more fun of the Marlins and how horrible he has been doing. It's creator has too much time too waste.
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Hit Home Runs for Mac and Cheese Contest
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The DawgHouse
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*After nearly a month without a game played in Division II the Black Sox announced in a press conference they would return for one final game on June 15th to decide the championship.
*UPDATE - The Brewers and Black Sox have both served their suspensions and are eligible to return for game six.
*The Brewers Matthew Hanks and the Black Sox Eric Viens have each been suspended for one game each for their part in an altercation that took place April 13, 2006. The altercation occurred after a dispute over a called foul ball that would lead to four consecutive batters hit and a bench clearing brawl. |
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BJ's BLANKET RENTAL Presents BJ's Comedy Center Jokes
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MoToHaNkS: Wow, you are the coolest Brian, i want to be your best friend please let me hang out with you.
MoToHaNkS: Well ok, i guess you can chill with me as long as you keep the root beer cold and the nacho cheese spicy.
Brian_Jay: Would you rather have a crocodile attack you or an alligator?
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Old Pictures Of The Week
2007
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