The "I'm a Looney" Page
Here is my section in which I store all the idiocy I pick up on the Internet and deem worthy of keeping! If you're reading all of this, then you're a looney, too! Admit it!
The Terrible Truth About Computers and the Workplace
75 Things You Don't Want to Hear Your SysAdmin Say
How to Tell if Your Health Plan is Substandard
Cybernetic Beatles Lyrics
The Ten DOS Commandments
Your computer is too powerful when...
Poe's Cybernetic Raven...
Signs That You Need a Vacation
Signs of Stress
The Worker's Prayer
Creation
How to replace mouse balls
Star Trek and Sci-Fi Goofiness
The Galaxy Song from "Monty Python's Meaning of Life"
If I were an Evil Overlord...
Fractured Star Trek Episode Synopses
Why Kirk is Better Than Picard
Things You'll Never See on Star Trek
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road - Star Trek style
You Know You're at a Star Trek Con When...
Just General Goofiness
The Man Test
Mental Health Answering Machine
You Don't Know Jack S**t
T-Shirts for Women Who Take No Crap
The World's Most Versatile Word
The Darwin Awards
Mom's Bibical Laws of Eating
50 Thing to Do Your First Day in Class
How to Maintain an Acceptable Level of Insanity
A bit of philosophy...
19 Lessons it took me almost 50 years to learn...
The Ant and the Grasshopper
Quotable Quotes
Womanly Truisms
Creation, God and Satan
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... hmmm ... the Force is strong in this one ... wonder how a Vulcan mind meld would affect him ...?
