| << > Christian Pick-up Lines: > > a.. Nice bible. > b.. I would like to pray with you. > c.. You know Jesus? Hey, me too! > d.. God told me to come talk to you. > e.. I know a church where we could go and talk. > f.. How about a hug, sister/brother? > g.. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks > heavy. > h.. Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta > hug! > i.. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11. > j.. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? > k.. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a > bible study? > l.. I am here for you. > m.. The word says "Give drink to those who are > thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner? > n.. You don't have an accountability partner? Me > neither. > o.. You want to come over and watch the 10 > commandments tonight? > p.. Is it a sin that you stole my heart? > q.. Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman > that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand > and foot? > r.. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean > "do". > s.. Do you believe in Divine appointment? > t.. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie > before? > u.. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of > your ribs belongs to me. > v.. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said > that you are a really nice person. I think you know > him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name. > w.. You know they say that you have never really > dated, until you have dated a christian. > x.. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath. > y.. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the > dark. > >> |