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| I had a chance to meet with the infamous, dare I say mysterious Crazie_Rachie. Many know her as a creative genius, others a fresh voice of the american youth, and others a stunning beauty that would bring Helen of Troy to shame. Yet over a cup of mountain dew and a few bags of skittles,she revealed new sides to me |
| -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So how do you feel about the constant harrassment of your adoring fans? me: oh I care greatly for all my fans (she snickers) but sometimes it's so overwhelming I lock myself in the broom closet and eat jelly beans Why jelly beans? me: I feel by eating jelly beans,it reflects my inner and outer,stunning,yet underestimated beauty Really? me: No not really. Actually I think they just taste good. Wow. You're pretty shallow. me: You say shallow, I say genius. (i take this opportunity to laugh but halt when i realize she is absolutely serious) I see. Tell me: Do you have any eithics or morals whatsoever? me: Uh... use utensils when in public,use both sides of the toilet paper,be kind,don't steal in stores that have survelience... Oh yeah, don't take drugs. (said as she gulps down another bottle of high caffeinated soda) Caffeine is considered a drug,a very addictive drug. me: Well I'm talking real drugs.... kids- don't have too much fun with that cough syrup Do you have anything to say to the people that hate you? Remarks of anger and retaliation perhaps? me: No. I'm totally above that. I hold no feelings of anger towards any people unless you count a "so called person" every here and there. Hmmm seems a little judgemental perhaps high strung don't you think? me: no It seems like you've been really hurt by these "so-called's". Would you like to talk about it? me: no Are you sure? me: no So would you maybe like to talk about it in a little bit? me: no So whats all this I hear about the latest rumor? me: (startled expression) you mean the one about me keeping snails under my bed? What?? No,I mean the one about you spitting on a news reporter. me: he made me mad.so i spit Hmm...I thought you don't beleive in revenge. me: he called me a blond you are blond me: shut up I sense some hostility me: wow,you're smart Allright.It seems that our time,as enjoyable as it was,is up.what are you going to do now? me: I don't know Do you know anything? me: no As she walks off to leave, shoulders slumped, head down; I can almost see a glow around her, like that of an angel. |