WOMAN

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee                               I can justify any shopping spree

Don�t go to a barber, but a beauty salon                     Can get a massage without a hard-on

I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.         At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles at any cost,                             and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date                                  you just must deal with it, I'm usually late

I don't watch movies with lots of gore
don�t need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,                    And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, oh yeah, I can get her
in your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.                           Would you look at my face, not at my chest!

I don't have a problem with Expressing my feelings
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling

don�t call me a girl, A babe or a chick.                            I am a WOMAN, Got it, prick?!