Hey there boys and girls! I have a very big treat for you all. The picture above is a very rare shot of a "Purple Bunnie". You can not really capture them on film... in fact not many humans can not actually see them. This is a very big treat! We get to learn about "purple Bunnies" and their habits. Now, back to the picture, Most "purple bunnie's" don't have butts... or well you can't see them unless they take off their cotton tail and moon you... This right here, is a "purple bunnie" & he has no tail because he is mooning you. He is also mentioning that you must "kiss his ass... I mean uh Butt. (You'll Soon understand why as you continue to read on)  Now, contrary to popular belief, a "purple bunnie" is not a yummy bar drink...  & he is not really a hallucination either unless you don't understand the concept of the "purple bunnie". Then you might think we are all on crack if you don't see him hanging off your eye glasses like we can... but that just really means that we are laughing at you because you think we are on drugs... Don't be frightened... I'm  here to help you out. Please follow me so we can put on some camouflage coats to make sure no one can see us. We're going hunting... Wabbit hunting if you will.  SHHHHHHHHHHH! be verwe verwe quiet
ThE OrIgIn Of ThE
"PuRpLe BuNnIe"
The "Purple Bunnie" was born on early July day in the year of 1999 some where off of route 80.  he immediately  jumped into the back of HOgie's Truck and started to *blushes* reproduce in the rabbity sort of way...  Rapidly! "Like bunnies" so to speak.... By the time we hit Iowa there was a river of "purple bunnies" running North and South. A lot of them got hit by cars, squashed on windshields, or eaten by birds. Sad but true, some of the first "Purple Bunnies" were not the smartest of creatures until they learned to adapt. The smarter ones that stayed on Kaz, Hogie, & my shoulders made it to Colorado, and then 1, to 6 months later back to the East Coast. Trust me, When we opened the back of the truck... there were "purple bunnie nests" every where.

YoU Do KnOw YoU HaVe A PuRpLe BuNnIe On YoU'rE ShOuLdEr DoN't YoU? HeRe's SoMe TiPs To DeAl WiTh YoUr NeW HyPeRaCtIvE LiTtLe FrIeNd:


      Now, the "Purple Bunnie" does have a short nerve fuse... he doesn't get tired out easily... & if you do not believe he is  there then he will sit on your shoulder and box your nose, climb your dreads, pull your hair, swing from your ear, play with his... *blush* OK! I think you get the point =0) The the first thing one should never ever do is deny the "purple bunnie" of his exsistence. How would you feel if some one decided you didn't exist? I repeat "DO NOT DENY THE "PURPLE BUNNIE" EXISTS!" That will just get you & the "Purple Bunnie" very angrey... and in the long run you will begin to feel like you are the butt of the joke... this is not the case... so just play along... and really do not think that pretending to play along will be okay... We and the "purple bunnies" will see through that. So don't pretend... just do! Everyone has a "purple bunnie" on their shoulder... you can not escape it. You can not kill your "purple bunnie" like some people try to do.
For example
"Jess" & "Natalie" are sitting at the "Morristown Diner".  "Chris" walks over to the table and tells "Jess" to take "her" feet off the booth. "She" does so then "she" turns to "Natalie" and points to "Chris", Can you believe what that guys "little friend" just did to me? "Jess" says,  no way! that was a mean face he just made at you. "Natalie" giggles and then points,  "oh look he's jumping on "Chris' " head right now "Chris" whacks "his" head with "his" hand "Jess" & "Natalie" Laugh... (because the "purple bunnie" was no longer dancing on "Chris'" head when he smacked himself)
That was an example
(the names were "changed" so no one could be embrrassed)
Okay what did we learn so far?
1) "Purple Bunnies" are not tasty bar drinks
2) They are not due to the intake of too many drugs
2a) That is however exactly what we want you to think.
3)"Purple Bunnies" reproduce *blush* Rapidly
4) Every one has a "Purple Bunnie" on their shoulder
5) Instead of denying a "Purple Bunnie's" exsistance, Play along
5a) never "Pretend" to play along        5b) just Do IT!
6) you can not kill a "Purple Bunnie" 
6a) You will just look like a idiot if you try

Now boys and girls! That was very good!
***If you did not understand what you just read it is suggested that
you go back and read it again before continuing on.*****
LeT Me TeLl YoU A LiTtLe BiT AbOuT YoUr "PuRpLe BuNnIe":
You may have noticed I call The "Purple Bunnie" "HE" a lot. The reason for that is because a "purple Bunnie" is generally a "he" unless you really feel the need to have a girl bunnie... they are far and few between... but they are around if you so wish.. "purple bunnies" are Asexual... how do you think they reproduce so quickly? *Blushes*  I will not get into too gory of detail, but "Purple bunnies" have penises and they like to use them... It's gross... and vulgar... but you might as well know that factor before one of us tells you what he is doing on your shoulder... remember a "purple bunnie" will use any way possible to annoy you... ewww! so if you find random, wierd spots on your shirt Blame it on him and wash your clothes.
Next, He will always some what resemble you in some sort of way.
1) what you might wear (if he desides to wear clothes.)
Hogie's "little guy" wears a tie die shirt and like a cartoon character, he has no pants on. (Does any one understand that? why don't Cartoon Characters wear pants?)
2) what kind of music you listen to.
Mine sings Country music, and his friends think it's annoying... Something about inbreeding... pha! like they can talk!
3) um... your obsesstions.
4) He knows all your secrets too.
Don't think he does not listen. He has been on your shoulder for a very long time. So be very careful... He is extreemly truthful... and annoying... so if you do not follow the instructions that I so kindly laid out to you above, he will do anything in his power to make you look and feel stupid. & I do repeat... He knows everyone of your pet peeves and he's not afraid to use them against you. These are not my rules, They are his... We are in turn not responsable if we laugh at you in the process. You have been warned.

Now that I have helped you out just that little bit... I hope you can understand that a "Purple Bunnie" is your friend... Not your enemy unless you are Just as annoying to us and him as he is to you... then this page could not have helped you and I'm sorry I have wasted your Time.
<~ to your left is the truck that was infested by "Purple Bunnies" that is before we left, so as of that picture they had not started to *blush* reproduce. from the left Hogie is under the head of Talitha. Jessica is hugging Kaz.
The "Purple Bunnies" Have some Thank yous:
Jessica & Kaz for giving Birth to the To us... even know it took Kaz some time to except that we had to make ourselves known to the public
(he told us people were staring in a road side diner in 99' but he finally understood this past road trip at least more clearly)
thank you for Hogie for putting up with our annoyingness for 3 to 4 years & for the truck *blushs*
Amy, Thankyou For playing along... also to Natalie & Mandy & Jessica! The 4 of us that talked people into wondering exsactly what kind of drugs we all were on =0)
Thankyou fo the Morristown Diner for not kicking us out *wink wink*
and to everyone who denied "puple bunies" yes you were the butt of our jokes and we loved laughing at you
Special Thanx To:
"Jess", "Natalie", & "Chris" for starring in the example
Denise for telling Jess there was a dark rainy cloud over her head when she was pissed at the world & for the drawing of the purple vampire unicorn that sucked the blood from grass & all the other creations that she told Jess that were over her head... because Jess would have never figured out a good way to blame all of her annoying ways on... and "The Purple Bunnie" may never have become as popular if it weren't for the wild imaginations of Denise, Jessica, and or Friends.
finally thanx for the bellow happy bunny quiz for the picture & for the quiz even though my "purple bunnies" are way more creative.
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