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Chat-up lines!!
* I know I'[m not perfect but I'm so close it scares me!!
* Even if the voices aren't real, they have some really good ideas!!
* I look for a man with a V.C.R (Very Cute Rear)
* I'm not stupid. . . I just lack common sense!
* SMILE!!! It scares ppl!!
* Did you know that I'm invisible?? . . .But only when no ones around!!
* I've told you a million times. . .Don't exaggerate!!
* Having a smoking section in a restaurant is likehaving a peeing section in a swimming pool!!
* Imagine your life without me . . . miserable huh??
* I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool!!
* Never fight with an ugly person. . . they have nothing to lose!!
* Don't look at me in that tone of voice
* If it were supposed to feel good they wouldn't call it a crush!!
* Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??
* Your village called they're missing their idiot!!
* I'm through with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart and make you cry, loving guys is such a sin . . . hey, check that guy who just walked in!!
* As an older, more mature young adult, your job is to . . . make fun of the little kids!!
* I may not be blonde . .. but I sure am dumb (This soooo applies 2 me hehe!!)
* You know when dinner's ready when the smoke alarm goes off!!!
* Don't flatter yourself . . . I was lookin at your friend!!
* Curiosity didn't kill the cat it made kittens!!!
* Did you fall from the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?
* Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks!
* Well if I got the wrong number why'd you pick up?
* God created men first because you always make a rough draft before you make the masterpiece.
* Guys are like slinkies it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
* Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
* There's light at the end of the tunnel just pray it's not a train!
* Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
* I smile because I have no idea what's going on (this definately applies to me hehehe!!)
* See my halo. . . nice and shiny. . .if you mess with me I'll kick your hiney
* I'm not wierd . . . I'm gifted (again, that applies to me too!! hehehe!!)
So stay tuned for more coming soon!!