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service ~ From "American Gothic" "You think you're the only woman I have to service tonight?"
Sling Blade ~ Billy Bob Thornton, "I like them french fried potaters. Mmmhmmm."
somewhere ~ From "The Simpsons" Homer, "I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am."
Spade ~ David Spade from "Just Shoot Me", "Hey, wait! I just remembered something. You're boring and my legs work."
spandex ~ From "Hackers", Matthew Lillard, "Spandex...it's a privilege, not a right. Whew!"
spank ~ From one of the "Batman" movies, Jim Carrey as The Riddler, "Spank me!"
Steven Wright ~ "I stayed up one night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
Taxi ~ From "Taxi" "Well boss, I'm back from my vacation." "You didn't happen to run into your brains while you were out there, did ya?" "No, but I wasn't really lookin'."
tell ~ From "Top Gun", Tom Cruise, "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
THX ~ The intro from the movies.
Tigger ~ "If I was any better-lookin', you'd need two of me to hold all that gorgeous!"
Top Gun ~ Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis, "No, actually, I only done this, uh...twice." "Oh, how'd you do?" "Crashed and burned on the first one. It wasn't pretty." "And the second?" "I don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow, but it's lookin' good, so far." (sexy laugh)
train ~ From "Boston Common", "Is this train of thought gonna stop soon? 'Cuz I gotta pee." Can't think of the dude's name right now. It was "Boyd" on the show.
vamp ~ From "The Lost Boys", Corey Haim, "My own brother, a GD, sh*t-suckin' vampire! Ooh, you wait 'til Mom finds out, buddy!"
very funny ~ Daffy Duck, "Ho, ho. Very funny. Ha ha. It is to laugh."
waitin' ~ David Spade, "If you're waitin' for a hug, you might wanta' pack a lunch."
willing ~ From "Stripes" Harold Ramis, "Naw, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."
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