| 2003 League Standings |
| Jedi Division |
| Sith Division |
| Team W L T DIV F A_ 1.Warriors** 9 4 0 7 512 391 2.Lungs* 9 4 0 6 543 442 3.Blitzkrieg* 6 7 0 3 488 516 4.Kumquats 5 8 0 2 401 438 5.Schutstaffel 4 9 0 2 433 536 |
| Team W L T DIV F A_ 1.Cameltoes** 11 2 0 7 604 439 2.Hippies* 7 6 0 5 504 489 3.Rage* 7 6 0 4 512 496 4.Assclowns 4 9 0 2 503 528 5.Phillers 3 10 0 1 349 491 |
| * = Clinched playoff spot ** = Clinched Division |