Trees Pickin' Fights
With The Birds
Makin' With The Love
To The Wind.
And Dancin' Naked
To The Sun's Beats
In The Sun's Beams
Neon Sign
Plug me in and glow
(ZZZzzzZZZzzz...)
My foot is asleep
The right one
The tingling is so *TiCkLe*TiCkLe*
Thousands of tiny needles
When I move it
I should sit still
And let it pass
Wake up
But what fun is that?
I get up
Jump around an' scream
"OH! The Needles!!!"
I hate steak.
I hate poultry.
I hate sea food.
But I love hamburgers and BLTs.
I like hot dogs.
I like glue.
(I wish I was a guy)
Cause you can pee standing up
You aint gotta squat
No PMS
No cramps
Football and shoulder pads
Drugs and bitches
Life would be so easy then
My favorite pair EVER!
Black thick frames
Crystal clear lenses
All the better to see you with
My Dear!
Then I went and broke 'em
Nearly cried
Heart broken
cause I destroyed you!
Thank goodness for super glue
I can see again!
Hangin' around - dangling
From my rearview mirror
Hoowah!
You twist and turn
Trying to escape
Distractin' me while I'm driving.
I try not to pay attention
To your dancin'
To your mockin' me!
At every stop light
I twist up your rainbow ribbon
And watch you spin!
I give in
And pay attention to you!
(Muh windsheild Faerie)
Dancin' in the wind
Yer mamma told ya not to
Fly around the streets
SPLAT!
You're smeered and smudged
All over muh windsheild!