Paul Quotes
"Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?"
"Billy drives like an old grandma."
"Watch out, I might have rabies!
Person: Can I have a hug?
Paul: Only if I can hug you!
"I dropped an anvil on Benji"
"Don't get it wrong, we all hate their dad."
"I met this girl once, she was an awesome boxer. She always came out of fights clean. Then I found out she wasn't exactly a girl..."
Paul: Dude, I never drink beer. Never.
Joel: You just did.
Paul: Oh.
"Look, I know a cross dresser when I see one!" (On Justin Timberlake)
"I'm the bass player. No one has a crush on the BASS player!"
"I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I farted during a lesson, and my teacher never came back to my house."
"My dream is to go home and stay there."
"It's ok, nobody's as much of a psycho as I am."