"What! There goes my heart walking down the street!"

"I'm not famous, you're all just crazy!"

• Person: Hey Billy, can ya sign my arm?

• Billy: Sure thing sweetie!

• Some other person: Hey Billy, can ya sign my ass?

• Billy: There will be no ass signing tonight. I'm sorry for the inconvenience...

"I'm scared of cops"

"Benji likes to match his hair with his underwear and we caught him in a pink thong once. We videotaped it!"

"I'm a goody goody. I never do bad things."

"Picture? SURE! You want a picture? Lets take a picture!"

"Oh, i thought you wanted a hug!"

• Billy: You ever think about saucepans?

• Joel: Saucepans? Um...no.

• Billy: Me neither.

(When asked who sleeps the most..) "Benji always claims of being an insomniac, but i swear as soon as we go on the van, he's dead asleep."

"If you want me to wait, i will wait for you" You figure it's a nice love song but Benji swears it's about his dog!"

"I don't dislike too many things except for snakes! I don't have much of a tolerance for really fake people either. Another thing i hate is when Paul touches my...never mind, i'm actually pretty content with everything."

(When asked about who spends the longest doing his hair...) "Joel...well, no Joel cares the most about his hair but it takes Benji the longest when he does it."

"Someday we will walk hand in hand down the rainbow all happy."

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