Things to do that take three and a half minutes, or less.

1. Put on shoes/jacket and run around the house, then come back inside.

2. Play 007 with a finger gun. Mouth all the words in a final battle with goldfinger.

3. Walk to your room, pick up a book, read the first two paragraphs.

4. Call 1-800-SCIENCE about six times.

5. Spit into the sink till you can't spit anymore.

6. Do a huge water bong, hold it in for three minutes.

7. Unroll toilet paper.

8. Try to think up cool sounding names.

9. Balance one fork on top of another.

10. Order your dog to heel...brake check it.

11. Make a big pile of something. Proclaim you are king of it.

12. Stare at one thing, don't look away.

13. Pick up something, walk through the house holding it at arms length, then put it on the porch.

14. Make a balloon out of plastic wrap and a rubber band.

15. Change clothes, then change back.

16. Try a new hairstyle.

17. Headbang to an imaginary song.

18. Think up a new story idea, and jot down the idea on a dry erase board.

19. Put ketchup in the mustard container, and mustard in the ketchup bottle.

20. Melt ice cubes in the sink.

21. Use coffee cans and or tubs of margarine as weights.

22. Try to switch the contents of two shelves as fast as you can.

23. Make targets on a box. Throw markers at it.

24. Cut up a piece of newspaper and use it as confetti.

25. Sing a song the whole way through, really quietly.

26. Make up incantations and stuff, use them on the toaster.

27. Make toast, butter it, put it in the refrigerator.

28. Smash stuff with the palm of your hand, like a kung-fu guy would.

29. Play the random word game with yourself: Duck...twitch...cement...

30. Draw up a campaign sign.

31. See how long you can hold your breath. Twice.

32. Try to see things that aren't there.

33. Use your finger to outline something in the air.

34. Air guitar to a song you don't even know.

35. Make up a song to air guitar to.

36. Jump up and down till you're out of breath, then worry about your health for three minutes.

37. Stack all the chairs on the tables, like you were closing a restaurant.

38. Read the ingredient label on something out loud, slowly.

39. Turn your shirt around without taking it off. Repeat.

40. See how loud you can chomp your teeth with your mouth open.

41. Pop your knuckles, toes, back and neck, as many ways as you can.

42. Drive through your house in an imaginary car.

43. Try to stand on one foot till you almost fall.

44. Sit down and get up as many times as you can in three and a half minutes.

45. War paint your face with a marker.

46. Scribble on paper, mumbling something about calculations and science. You know.

47. Chew as many stick of gum as can fit in your mouth. Stick it under the table in one blob.

48. Count the products in your refrigerator.

49. Find out how many Q-tips can fit in one ear.

50. Try to make art out of Q-tips.

51. Do both above steps at the same time.

52. Pick up the phone, and talk like you were trying to get the hostages released.

53. Relive the glory days. Throw around stuff like a football. Make crowd noises.

54. Eat as much as you can, then try to make it look like you didn't eat anything.

55. Put your feet up, and read a newspaper. Drink something with a straw.

56. Analyze the geometric structure of something. Figure out why it's designed that way.

57. Think of everything you can that ends with "Adult supervision required."

58. Make up a joke, tell it to yourself or a pet.

59. Think of ways to balance yourself upside down.

60. Find out which of those ways actually work, by trial and error/injury.

61. Sit upside down. Feet in the air, head on the ground.

62. Lay down and try to get up without using your hands or arms.

63. Count everything in the room that is red.

64. Count backwards from 200. At 0 yell "blastoff" like you were a little kid.

65. Think up some band names. "The Grody Burger" "Smashbricks"

66. Think up a new recipe. Write it down.

67. Make a receipt, and give it to the next person you see.

68. Think up things to do at a grocery store.

69. Stack all the cans you can find.

70. Pre-slice bagels, so when you want one, it's already in halves.

71. Put crisco on your hand and do something with it.

72. Clip your fingernails with scissors.

73. Use carpet to get static electricity buildup. Surprise the cat.

74. See how hot you can turn up the water and still put your hands in it.

75. Walk around the house repeating some threatening phrase, while making a fist.

76. Lick the table till your tongue gets dry.

77. Yell random sentences out the window.

78. Try to be Spiderman. See if you can walk on walls.

79. Throw beans into the sink.

80. Sit down on the floor, right next to a chair. Scream "It bit me!"

81. Cut up the bologna into snowflake patterns.

82. Leave a trail of breadcrumbs all over the house.

83. Draw a detailed map with random country names and rivers etc.

84. Make up attack formations and use them against the furnature.

85. Put a bowl of water on your head. Balance it or suffer the consequences.

86. Make pipe systems out of elbow macaroni.

87. Stand on the table and dance, then get off it and laugh at your stupidity.

88. Quote movies.

89. Make up new mathematical theories using fridge magnets and dry erase markers.

90. Find someone to talk to, then say their name. See how many times they'll say "What?"

91. Try to cut the core out of an apple.

92. Turn everything in arms reach upside down.

93. Spin around till you're dizzy as many times as neccesary.

94. Pull apart slices of bread. Fill up the sink with the pieces.

95. Put on every pair of socks you own.

96. Try to do cartwheels in place.

97. Think how cool it would be to have a mechanical bull. Tell someone about it.

98. Set up a toll booth in the living room. Charge a dollar to pass by.

99. Make armor out of garbage bags, and wear it.

100. Add to the list.

101. Look for foreign language pronunciations on products.

102. Think through the words in a song and figure out what it means.

103. Take off your socks and throw them against the wall. Aim for a certain spot.

104. Crumple down as small as you can, then try to move in that position.

105. Make all the animal noises you can think of, then repeat them in sequence.

106. Memorize the phone number for two products, try not to mix them up.

107. Write down your phone number, try to find words that the numbers make.

108. check all your ziplock bags for leaks.

109. Call product hotlines, listen to the recordings.

110. Make hand puppets with paper bags. Put on a show.

111. Run around the house like mad trying to find all the pencils and pens in every room.

112. Duct tape garbage bags together. Make a slip'n slide.

113. Try and fit into a garbage bag, so only your head is sticking out. Don't rip it.

114. Sit on a box, till it crumples. Repeat.

115. Use shoe boxes as shoes. Walk around.

116. Fill up all the cups in the kitchen with water. Stack them if possible.

117. Very quietly, flip the couch upside down while chanting "Paranoid Paranoid!"

118. Make a sculpture out of a grapefruit.

119. Empty all the ice into a big bowl, stick your foot in it till time is up.

120. See how much ice you can melt in your hands.

121. Come up with a slogan for a product. Jot it down.

122. Tell yourself how your day went.

123. Fill up the sink with water, try to drink it all with a spoon.

124. Try to write while holding a pencil in your mouth.

125. Balance the broom on the palm of your hand as long as you can.

126. Become captain (insert object here) and think up his special power.

127. Say all the magic words you know, after putting the silverware into a pile.

128. Warm your feet on a vent, or, with the toaster.

129. Toast all the bread, then put it back in the breadbag.

130. Switch up all the DVDs and DVD cases.

131. Try to crack an egg by squeezing it, without totally breaking it.

132. Light a toothpic on fire with the stove burner. Light other toothpics by that toothpic.

133. Daydream about being a fish that could jump a quarter mile into the air.

134. Stare into a flashlight until your eyes can't take it anymore.

135. Wrap your arms in aluminum foil. Be a robot for a few minutes.

136. Put a suction cup on your face. See how much it will hold up.

137. Test the flexibility of your fingers/toes by pulling them back as far as you can.

138. Break something unimportant, like an old video tape.

139. Eat all the cookies you can find. Then re-fill package/container with water.

140. Find out how many parts of your face you can move at once. Watch in mirror.

141. Check your pulse, write it down. Factor it. Add the factors.

142. Drink red food coloring. Spit in sink. Scream.

143. Try and touch one foot to your head while standing up.

144. Do long division on a really big number.

145. Determine the maximum capacity of your lungs. Take a big breath and blow into a bag.

146. Declare war on Norway. Plan your speech to the UN.

147. Rename things you see around you.

148. Think back as far as you can remember in your family tree.

149. Burp until you can't anymore.

150. Take a very short powernap.

151. Heather says you can make an entire room into a fort in three and a half minutes. I'm not sure, but she seems to think so.