Socks Presentation -- Special Features
Socks are good!
Default above-sock clothing. Highly recommended.
After lengthy observation, we have realized that wearing socks without pants is disturbing and wrong, while in a public place.
Our apologies to Wal-mart for disturbances incurred during testing.
Though sneakers are not the only shoes which you can use socks with, most other foot-coverings fail to adequately hold the sock in place.
Though our results are not official and have not been reviewed, after two hours of walking, our socks had not bunched whatsoever. However, after wearing a new pair of the same brand of sock, with high-heels, we discovered that men�s feet are not capable of fitting into a pointed toe shoe.
Possible test subjects, turned down for various reasons.
No socks Neccesary!!
EVIL!! I owned a pair once, and they tore after three minutes. Bad.
Wonder if he was wearing socks. Um...That's off track...
No need for socks!!
No need for any more drugs!!