schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then i pooed on your dad's chest.
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you ate it
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you brushed your teeth
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then your alien mothership beamed you to the planet chooabi splonk
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then i chewed your baby's hand off
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you ran in the olympic triathalon
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you tripped over a rock at the very end
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you fell face first to the ground a foot from the finish line
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you came in last and you cried
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then the doorbell rang
Thexy poop: and then i'll brb
schmoopypoo22: and then
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then some kids were at the door
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then i made them go home
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you became a black slave on a cotton plantation in georgia
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you met up with scooby and the gang outside of the old haunted mansion
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then shaggy asked if you wanted to make passionate love in the back of his vw mini bus
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you did.
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you became inpregnated with his child.
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you birthed it
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then when it came out, it was chinese.
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then shaggy was like- you whore.
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you went on maury to find out who the real father is
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you found out that the real father was actually mr miagi
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then he had to pay child support but he didn't want to so he killed himself
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you had a funeral and cried and stuff
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then mr miaga was dead so you and shaggy were free to have a relationship
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you hired me to chew off your baby's hand so it would die. and you would be free to start a new life with shaggy.
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you soon realized that you were not in love with shaggy so you left him for scooby.
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: but since scooby and u are not of the same species, you had to find a human to impregnate you.
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: so you hired none other than don vito
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you had many beautiful children
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: and then you and scooby lived happily ever after in his mystery machine with your little don vitos.
schmoopypoo22: and then
Thexy poop: the end
schmoopypoo22: awww
schmoopypoo22: what a great story
Thexy poop: well, it's a true story.