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| "THE BAG FELL OVER!"-Sam B. |
| The little dancing mushroom tripped and fell over!- Jimmy |
| "If I were a spoon, I'd be eating my pudding right now..."- Roni |
| 76 peices of dubble bubble gum- Ashley |
| "We can see you..." "I know.." "Then why are you hiding behind a tree?"- Emily |
| "YOU STUPID PLASTIC!"- Arielle |
| "He's stocking us, he's stocking us!"- Emily |
| "WINNERS DO NOT USE DRUGS!!"- Jesse |
| "I ate foot long oreos"- Lisa |
| GRAPE TREE!- Mandi |
| HIT THE GREMLIN!- Mandi and Meghan |
| HOO-WAN- Jess, Andy, rest of my softball team. |
| Kristen Pooper & Beth Elk- Kristen |
| The Weight Room..-Ashley |
| Our "invention" CUMCICLES- Ashley |
| PORT A POTY- Dana and Ashley |
| PENIS LEAVES- Trent |
| CUM SISTAS- Arielle |
| "YOURE CANCELLED"-Roni, Jimmy |
| DONT BITE OFF DEREKS BOOTY!- Janine |
| GLITTER FAIRIES!- Kylejeffmarc |
| Q: Why did Glitterfairytres cross the road? A: TO GET TO MEXICO!!! |
| Q: What did GlitterFairyTwo say to Glitterfairytres? A: "GO BACK TO MEXICO!" |
| Glitter Fairy One, Glitter Fairy Two, Lets all take a Glitter Fairy Poo. Glitter Fairy Three, Glitter Fairy Four, Lets all open the Glitter Fairy Door. Glitter Fairy Five, Glitter Fairy Six, Lets all pick up Glitter Fairy Sticks. Glitter Fairy Seven, Glitter Fairy Eight, Lets all sex our Glitter Fairy Mate. Glitter Fairy nine, Glitter Fairy Ten, lets all Glitterfy ourselves again! |
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| G can run, G can hide, but G can't escape Santa's rape!- Sara |
| News radio 780, WBBM. CUM SISTA- Arielle |
| Q: Why was the blondes belly button sore? A: Her boyfriend was blonde too! |
| Q: Why did the blonde climb the chain linked fence? A: To see what was on the other side! |
| Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: She crawled when the sign said "DON'T WALK" |
| Q: Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills! |
| Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? A: So she could lip read! |
| Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides! |
| Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? A: Bcuz it said 2-4 years on the box! |
| Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" |
| Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Bcuz she got an F in sex! |
| Do you work at subway? Cuz you just made me a foot long! |
| The word of the day is "legs", lets go back to my place and spread the word! |
| Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cantolope? |
| Do you work for UPS? Cuz I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package! |
| If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? |
| Help the homeless... take me home with you. |
| Hi, I'm the milkman, do you want it in the fornt or back? |
| You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear! |
| Why dont you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!? |
| I bet you $40 youre gonna turn me down. |
| iNSidE JOkES |
| GlittER fAiRY JOkES |
| blONdE JOkES |
| PiCk UP liNES |
| "Eat my crust nipple flakes"- Mandi/Meghan |
| "Eat my disgruntle fetus"- Mandi/Meghan |
| "Eat my left nipple tassel"- Mandi/Meghan |
| Girl did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away. |