Z Book Of Sandis
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In 7th grade, Sandismoved away and me and Sam took his journal and we thought the things he wrote were halirous, especially how he wrote them. His r's look like z's. lol. And since these stories cracked me up, I thought that you would get a kick outta them too! I promise, there are no typos... that is how he wrote everything...
1. I am a good skateboazdez.

2. I have a snowmobile

3. I enjoy tennis

4. I like playing baseball

5. I like zock climing
                                                   9-12
If I had won a weekend with my favozite celebzity I would have to pick Cazman ALectza, Jessica Simpson Bzitney Speazs Loza CzoFt LittLe Kim

I want to pick all of them because they aze hot and because they aze famous, that way I could be famous, I could lay down with them and eat and have a gzeat time with the hotest gizls evez
                                                   9-13
Yestezday me and my fziends where going togo skateboazding, when I walK into my house my mom says that I am gzounded because I didn't clean my zoom, do the dishes, vacume the carpets, make my bed and put my bike away, so I stazt begging her to let me go oul-side and I would clean my zoom latez on today so she says no and I keep beging hez to let me go outside but she keeps saying no to me. So I sayd I will pay you five dollezs and she laft at me and said no.
If I WOUld evez haVe a Pet I WOUld Name It JAMIE ThoMOs It WOUld be able to do anithing I ask him to,I could ask him to roll ovez and do a three sixty, It could swalow a cow and spit it back out, It could dzink one million gallons of watez, It could jump a thousand feet high, I would be able to eat poo and othez that aze nasty, and It could fly when he farts
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