1.  If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering, and ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2.  Make up a charge-card name.  Ask if they accept it.

3.  Order a Big Mac Value Meal.

4.  End the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

5.  Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line ad you're going with the lowest bidder.

6.  Give them your address, and exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

7.  Answer their questions with questions.

8.  In your breathiest voice, tell the to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

9.  Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST, FREE SPIRITED, And COST-EFFICIENT. UKRAINIAN, PUCE

10.  Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

11.  Sing the order to the tune of Barney's theme song.

12.  Do not name the toppings you want.  Spell them out instead.

13.  Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread".

14.  Stutter on the letter "p".

15.  Ask for a deal available somewhere else (example:  If phoning Domino's ask for a New Yorker!)

16.  Ask what the order taker is wearing.

17.  Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

18.  Say hello, act stunned for a few seconds, and then behaves as if they called you.

19.  Panic if they ask you if you would like drinks with that.

20.  Tell the order taker you're depressed.  Get him/her to cheer you up.

21.  Make a list of exotic cuisines.  Order them as toppings.

22.  Change your accent every three seconds.

23.  Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern from an equation you are about to dictate.  Ask if they need paper.

24.  Act like you know the order taker from somewhere else.  Say, "Crackheads Anomynus, right?"

25.  Start your order with "I'd like...” A little later, slap yourself and say, "No, I don't."

26.  If they repeat the order to make sure it's right, say "O.K., That'll be $10.99, please pull up to the first window."

27.  Rent a pizza.

28.  Order while using an electric knife sharpener.

29.  Ask if you get to keep the pizza box.  When they say yes, heave a big sigh of relief.

30.  Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni", using the long "i" sound.

31.  Have your pizza shaken, not stirred.

32.  Ask "Are you sure this is (Pizza Hut)?  When they say yes, say "Well, so is this!  You've got some explaining to do!"  When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact (Pizza Hut), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like being lied to?"

33.  Move the mouthpiece farther and farther away from your lips as you speak.  When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

34.  Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

35.  Imitate the order taker's voice.

36.  Eliminate verbs from your speech.

37.  When they ask "What would your like?" say, "Huh?  Oh, you mean now?"

38.  Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture to wait for your spouse to arrive so they could surprise him/her.

39.  Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about marijuana.

40.  Ask to see a menu.

41.  Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.

42.  Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

43.  Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

44.  Burp directly into the mouthpiece, then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

45.  Order a slice, not the whole pizza.