There was this guy and he was very lonely so he went to the pet shop to get a pet. He goes to the owner and say's "What's the newest animal you got?" The owner say's I just got this centipede in today. Alright I'll take it the man say's. He takes it home and puts it on the TV, about an hour goes by then the guy says to the centipede "Would you like to come with me to the bar to get a drink?" no reply from the centipede. Another hour goes by and he says again "Would you like to come to the bar with me?" still no answer. The man puts his face in the centipede's box and say's "Would you like to come to the bar?" The centipede look's at him and say's I heard you the first time I'm putting my shoe's on.
