Nathan Alcos plays the drums. (Very well, might I add) He has no stage name, but he probably should. Something like NateXcorez maybe. He skateboards a lot and he actually has a job that requires him to make a schedule. This makes the rest of the band work around him. This also makes him look really important. Which is always good. He's also going to Hot Hot Heat on the 17th. His dog kind of scares me.
AIDs Boy-a.k.a.-Justin Nodecker is the singer (if you can call it singing) of the band. He likes to contradict himself and buy stuff from thrift stores. The only instruments he can play are the sax (not too horribly) and the harmonica (hilariously). He really likes his harmonica. He liked it so much that he didn't even sanitize it before playing it. He probably has Herpes now. He can't get a lot of ladies, and this makes him incredibly sad. He also writes the majority of the lyrics, if not all of it.
Rolph-a.k.a-Justin Rolph plays guitar. He wants to marry Thom Yorke, and he really likes argyle socks. All the girls love him, because he has sexy hair. He also plays trumpet and skateboards. He can't speak French but he owns a tape called "Monsieur le Poof Poof." He has a hair fetish. He can also do a really good pervert voice, and it's almost frightening. His first big show will be on Nov. 17th seeing Hot Hot fucking Heat. It will be HAWTCORE.
Jeff Twan plays bass. He practices a lot so he's pretty damn good at it too. He and Nathan make the rest of the band look like lazy jerk-offs, but we love them anyway. He has no stage name either. He probably should, too. Something morbid, maybe something involving Joy Division or David Lynch. He's the only one with some sort of HTML knowledge, probably more expansive than mine, but they make me do the site anyway. He has a really neat cat that AIDs Boy aspires to be when he grows up.