| Smelly Cat: Smelly Cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat its not your fault. They won' t take you to the vet, you're obviously not their favouite pet. You may not be a bed of roses and you're no friend o those with noses. |
| Parading goats: Parading goats are parading, parading down the street. Paradin goats are parading, leaving little treats. Holiday song: Went to the store, sat on Santas lap, asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap, he said all you need is to write them a song, you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along. Happy Hanukkah, Monica. May your christmas be snowy Joey. Happy new year Chandler and ross, spin the dradle Rachel. Crusty old man: ... And the crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played maracas. When I play: When I play I play for m I play for me, I don't need your charity. Jingle bitch: Jingle bitch screwed me over, go to hell jingle whore, go to hell, go to hell, go to h-h-hell. Papier mache man: <Three snaps> I am still waiting for my papier mache man. My sticky shoe: My sticky shoe, My sticky, sticky shoe. Why you stick on me? Ba-a-by Tony tarzan: Little Tony Tarzan swinging on nose hair, swinging with th greatest of ease... Crazy underwear: Crazy underwear creeping up my butt, crazy underwear always in a rut. Crazy underwear... Little Fetus: Are you in there little fetus in nine months will you come greet us? I will buy you some Adidas. Sexuality: Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, and then there are bisexuals but some just say they're kidding themselves. La la la la la la la la la la la la la Two heart attacks; It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see, the first of them won't do it but the second'll set you free. Tell all your hurt and anger its time to say goodbye and that is just what I will do as soon as those bastards I worked for die. |
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