| dc: But you must intellectualize it when you're lying in bed all day fucked up after some of those stunts, like the roller skating one. jk: Yeah, I was in a cast for like four or five weeks. dc: Don't you, at some point during those four or five weeks, ask yourself, "What the fuck am I doing?" jk: No, 'cause I'm heavily sedated. So, aftethought really doesnt work. dc: Have you ever considered doing a male gang bang? How many dudes would you do? jk: You know, the more man ass the better as for as I'm concerned. So, you know I can pull the old Janis Joplin on the fifty-yard line with a football team. We can put that on the too hot for TV. dc: Oh, are you gonna make a too hot for TV one? jk: Yeah, of course isn't that so horribly predictable? I sound like a carnival barker. dc: You're talking to a Carnie. jk: Hey! dc: But I wanted to present some of the complaints the readers have of the show. What do you have to say to those readers who are claiming sell out and that you guys are just recycling old footage and makin' money off it? jk: Well, By God in the first episode I think that's about right. dc: But why even recycle footage in the first place? The reasoning I've gotten from Jeff is "there's a lot of people who haven't seen it before." I kind of feel that's like the same as me running some article from four years ago because a lot of readers haven't read it. jk: Yeah, but it's two totally different mediums, the magazine and television. I kind of agree with Jeff on that 'cause I thought everyone had seen the self-defense footage but, apparently they haven't 'cause we've been getting a really good response out off that. dc: And I know that there is this larger population of people who are now seeing Big Brother for the first time and are completely stoked. jk: I mean, we're always wearing the shirts and I mean Big Brother's part of all of us and it can't help but work its way into the show. dc: Yeah, but there are kids who look at Big Brother as their little thing and all of a sudden it's sharing airtime with bullshit like Brittany Spears. jk: Yeah, but we're not compromising our integrity, we're keepin' it real. We're performing at the same level we'ere performing at with Big Brother. Which is poor. So, hopefully the kids will embrace that. Is it all negative stuff you've been getting? dc: I got one postive email. jk: Oh, that's good. That's one more then I thought. dc: But all they'se seen is the first show. I didn't really like the first show either, so I'm waiting to see all this new stuff. jk: Did you see last week's? dc: I was shitting myself and farting. jk: Yeah, but that's a usual thing, but did you like the show? dc: Yeah, I loved it, but why isn't there more Kosick footage? jk: There is in a later episode. Kosick is just non -stop entertainment. I don't know what's happened in his like but he's a witty son of a bitch now. dc: And I noticed that there are no black poeple on the show. jk: Well, we were tryin' to do stuff with Clyde but we just never got around to it. |
| dc: What are some stand outs from the show? The handcuff hardware store one was pretty bad. jkL: Yeah, we can't fucking air that though because they fuckin' sued us. dc: Well. what happend? jk: I put on a orange, L.A. County jumpsuit with the handcuffs and went to a hardware store and asked to get my handcuffs sawed off and the owner freaked out. I go outside and five car loads of cops pull up with their guns drawn. One of the cops ran into the light pole while she was trying to pull her gun on me. dc: What about the poo cocktail? jk: That was very exhilarating. I think we should put a bunsen burner or something the port-o-potty 'cause the poo was not only smelly, but it was very cold as it rained down my back. it was cold, clammy poo. |