| . Real Name: Dave England . Birthdate: December 30, 1969 . Born: Ventura, CA . Height: 5'10 . Eyes: Blue . Hair: Blonde . Stats: Married . Currently Resides: Portland, OR . Nicknames: Cocksuckin� Motherfucker, Chef Dave, DEK, Darf . Fav Movies: Clockwork Orange, The Jerk, The Feebles, Harold and Maude . Car: K.I.T.T. 84 Trans Am . Fav Actor: Bud Cort . Fav Actress: Anne Ramsey . Fav TV Show: Sigmund the Seamonster . Fav Skateboarder: Neil Blender . Fav Bands/Singers: Ween, DJ Me DJ You, The Meatmen, White Stripes, Gang Green, The Owners, Dan Creech Band, Man Chowder, Geisha Boys, . Turbo Negro Fav Songs: "Snowblind" by Black Sabbath . Fav Book: "Notes of a Dirty Old Man" by Charles Bukowski . Fav Food: BBQ Chicken . Fav Drinks: Coffee, Beer, Water . Fav CD: Cocaine Party Mix . Fav Color: Anything super murky or real bright, almost blinding . Fav Quote: "Eat a bowl of dicks." - Mikey Merrick . Fav Pasttimes: Sabotaging glory holes with razor blades and salt |
| Dave is a great snowboarder. You can see him snowboarding in skits like "Nude Suit," "Snow Ladder," and "San Francisco Snowboarding." He is most often seen on the show doing stunts with Ehren or filming funny animal skits. |
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